LOL What not to do in bed...

[Paintballguy]

Dunno if this has ever been posted but its hilarious and helpful.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/12014284.html

 

[Kev07]

hahahah

 

[cobrajoe]

Good stuff to know.

Also, for future reference, when cuddling on the couch, and she asks you "are you comfortable?", don't reply with "I would be if it wasn't for this big lump of person laying on top of me"

That one made her sit up and slap me. Good thing my ability to give back rubs greatly outweighs my ability to crack good jokes (and for the fact that I really don't care what she thinks about me).

 

[kdnash82]

That's pretty funny. I'll be in DC in about 2 weeks. Maybe I'll look her up

 

[Ace of Flames]

I think its a good sign when I read this and realized I do most, if not all of that, already.

Yay me. ^_^