"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lol, I just can't cvm from head

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Flabbergasped?

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Sup,

Got domed up by this chick I know (it's the third time she has ****ed/blown me). I've yet to bust a nut. It's hard for me to *** even during normal sex.

It's wierd, because I'm hard as a rock, and the head feels great, I just never get close to nutting. This b!tch blew me for like 15 minutes straight, nothing, yet I can jack myself to orgasm in like 3 minutes.

Does this warrant a doctor visit?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dont jack off. Relax. Find a girl who can suck the chrome off a chevy. When you find a girl who really knows what shes doing, you should be good.
 
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try limiting masturbation...that should help with your cvmming problem.

Because once you do it too much, you get used to the feeling and you only respond to that feeling.
Limit it, let the girl do more and it'll come.

If not then...shes gotta really suck, literallly. :D
 
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