"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL found the missing key

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Cougar10033

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Well i never have problems landing numbers almost have a 100 percent success rate. Can be ****y and funny. Do not have problems walking away from flaky chicks. Feel i have improved 4 fold over the past few years on this site. Finally i am taking the next step... LOL i am finally moving out of my parents house, i realize although i love them to death and my bro..i will not get serious action until i have my own place. I couldnt take the guys i work with busting my balls anymore. I make 55,000 a year and still mooch... I am excited to be moving out and to top it all off i will be moving in with two very good looking chicks... Never had a female roomate before.. esp 2 hot ones giddy up :) !
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Moving in with chicks, hot or not, is not gonna be cool. Take that from someone who knows.

You're about to get a masterclass on what dirty sluts most of them are, probably without the small compensation of ****ing them. I guarantee within 3 months, you'll want to torch the bathroom wholesale.

And they outnumber the guys (you)? Ooh, have fun with that.
 
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I like it. Classic example of a neg-hit to bring down my sheilds ;)
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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