Lol-approaches: Sarging purely for the lolz.

[Accension]

Accension recently started cold approaching and you can bet I was shi>-scared.
You just keep imagining every little awkward thing that could possible go wrong, it's a nightmare.

When you're out there, you're trying to accommplish a particular thing.
It normally revolves around some kind of success, even if it's just doing it.

You don't want to fail, it means everything not to fail, you want to not fail so much that most guys won't approach a single girl their entire lives.

What if you change the goal, to intentionally trying to fail.

Talking to her just so you can get epic laughs and at the same time succeeding in getting experience that will turn this into something enjoyable.
What it was always meant to be-- before we started learning all this stuff and putting ourselves under pressure.

This is my field report.

Lol-approach 1:
I walk up to a HB 7 in town, sitting alone on a bench.
Me: Yes, hello, my name's Accension. Give me your number so I can call you, tune you on the phone, set up some cheap dates and possibly get into your pants as soon as I can.

Girl: ...
...
...
hahaha
Girl: You're a freak.

I chatted to her a bit more, basically trying to do every AFC thing I could think of.
Like repeatedly telling her "Ok, what times good to call? can you please write a chart for me, now. Please, now, chart, call, sex?"

Lol-approach 2:
My confidence was soaring so I sought to approach a group of girls sitting down talking.
Me: K, hai there ladies. You're all hotties ey. Looking dam fine. Can I get yo digits yo, gonna sex you up yo.

Girl 1: hahaha WTF?!
Girl 2: awkward man awkward.

Me: No sex then, yes no? Girl 1's giving me the look but, check out those shifty eyes.
From there I just fluff talked for a bit and asked them questions as awkward as I could about the food they were eating "Oh you're eating food! what sort of food is it? is it good food? are you enjoying the food!?"

Lol-approach 3:
A cute HB 8's buying books in a bookstore.
Me: I like books do you like books, let's like books together, I'll read you stories, I'm a good story teller, my favorite book is the kama-sutra-- we can do the practicals even.

The girl looked really embarressed and kind of looks away.
Me: I know you can hear me, you can so hear me, what's your name book-girl.

Girl: Jane.
She actually gave a really cute smile at this.

Me: Well Jane, stop being so shy and talk.
After that she actually opened up and we sat down and had a little conversation in the back of the book store, she asked for MY number and suggested we have lunch "in a place with no books."

Well there you have it.
A fun way to overcome AA and laugh at the same time no matter the results.
Hey, this can also be a pretty decent approach.

 

[dj_china]

lol @ lol-approach 3

super alpha there

 

[muscleman]

#3 is epic

 

[playerone]

It's funny. That's how approaches are meant to be. You get fun out of doing them. It's never about the outcome. If she bites, great. If not, you had your fun.

Good on you trying to overcome anxiety, but I feel you could have been more tactful with the approaches. What you said in those 3 approaches could easily turn women off. You want to have fun, but you can't continue having fun if your conversation doesn't last. The last thing you want to be is creepy. Learn to talk with your eyes. Give solid eye contact with a subtle, ****y smile, as you talk. Whatever you say from there shouldn't really matter that much. Get her number and tell her you'll text her soon, then move on to the next approach.

 

[BananaSmile]

this is ORESOME

 

[Solomon]

These are daytime approaches?

Not to sound like a hater but I'm a bit skeptical, going up to a chick saying you wanna get into her pants and she is still talking to you? you must live in a area where women quite easy to approach, where I'm from you'd get the cops called on you in a sec or maced

 

[playerone]

These are daytime approaches?

Not to sound like a hater but I'm a bit skeptical, going up to a chick saying you wanna get into her pants and she is still talking to you? you must live in a area where women quite easy to approach, where I'm from you'd get the cops called on you in a sec or maced

So i'm not the only one who thinks so. :yes:

 

[Nutz]

Self-amusement is why this works. You can say some of most wild, inappropriate, outladish things and so long as they're coming from a place where you're having fun, and they can sense you're having fun, these types of approaches can work very well.

 

[muscleman]

Big key here is to be having fun doing it. If you really set yourself up with the goal to fail from the get go, you'll be surprised when you actually succeed. This does take some balls. I'm more or less overcoming my AA by just approaching girls and asking them their name, introducing myself, and then talking about whatever. You can accomplish nearly the same thing by just saying hi to random people who pass you by. Elevator talk is good.

But by all means, if you want to amuse yourself, lol-approaches are awesome

 

[Accension]

@critics:
Yes this is daytime game and I have never had someone act offended.
To put it in perspective, act like a friend has dared you to do a lol-approach.

The worst reaction I have had is a girl just ignoring me, to which I respond childishly "Fine! Ignore me then, see if I care. No but-- seriously say hi back."
If she just replies an apathetic "Hi... (please leave)", just tell her the greeting lacked feeling and you would like her to put some emotion into it.

It normally results in girls putting an exagerated amount of emotion in it, which is lolzy coming from complete strangers.

In a lol-approach when things go bad the most lolzy thing you can do is make it worse.

 

[BongDuy]

haha that's pretty interesting method. It sounds like a great way to get some confidence in approaching too, while having some fun and getting laughs. If you had a friend record it from afar, you could have a funny mini series going.

 

[Nexus Polaris]

Pure gold! Awesome idea.

 

[black horse]

This is my field report.

Lol-approach 1:
I walk up to a HB 7 in town, sitting alone on a bench.
Me: Yes, hello, my name's Accension. Give me your number so I can call you, tune you on the phone, set up some cheap dates and possibly get into your pants as soon as I can.

Girl: ...
...
...
hahaha
Girl: You're a freak.

I chatted to her a bit more, basically trying to do every AFC thing I could think of.
Like repeatedly telling her "Ok, what times good to call? can you please write a chart for me, now. Please, now, chart, call, sex?"

Lol-approach 2:
My confidence was soaring so I sought to approach a group of girls sitting down talking.
Me: K, hai there ladies. You're all hotties ey. Looking dam fine. Can I get yo digits yo, gonna sex you up yo.

Girl 1: hahaha WTF?!
Girl 2: awkward man awkward.

Me: No sex then, yes no? Girl 1's giving me the look but, check out those shifty eyes.
From there I just fluff talked for a bit and asked them questions as awkward as I could about the food they were eating "Oh you're eating food! what sort of food is it? is it good food? are you enjoying the food!?"

Lol-approach 3:
A cute HB 8's buying books in a bookstore.
Me: I like books do you like books, let's like books together, I'll read you stories, I'm a good story teller, my favorite book is the kama-sutra-- we can do the practicals even.

The girl looked really embarressed and kind of looks away.
Me: I know you can hear me, you can so hear me, what's your name book-girl.

Girl: Jane.
She actually gave a really cute smile at this.

Me: Well Jane, stop being so shy and talk.
After that she actually opened up and we sat down and had a little conversation in the back of the book store, she asked for MY number and suggested we have lunch "in a place with no books."

Well there you have it.
A fun way to overcome AA and laugh at the same time no matter the results.
Hey, this can also be a pretty decent approach.

Alot of this sounds outrageously ridiculous but i can see how it can diminish approach anxiety with enough practice.

 

[Thatsalotoffish]

Awsum man usually I act like a goof to, makes it fun imo and as long as you have a cheeky grin and arent being serious lookin I think you can get away with just about anything, I am known for saying quite outrageous things
Even if they dont like it you just get a laugh and move on

 

[Phat]

The thing i like about this guy is he keeps the conversation going after the girl ignores him. Then she finally submits.

 

[Lexington]

What's amazing about lol-approaches is that you realize in many cases how hard it is to screw it up with a chick if you have confidence. Sometimes you'll just be trying to get a few laughs and to your pleasant surprise, you get laid!

 

[darkguy9944]

in approach #3 you stumbled upon the phenomenon know commonly as a nerd. lacking social skill they have never been laid and thus are the horniest of humans in general.

 

[Accension]

Ha, a nerd and successful with womenz.
I invite you into the carefree world.

 

[BongDuy]

how'd that date with the nerd go? im pretty curious about this

 

[Accension]

Hmm I realized, I gotta say, that time you approached the nerdy girl in the bookstore/library seems pretty low and creepy. You don't wanna be the guy talking to girls in the library, it just looks creepy.

Reality is subjective.