"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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logistics question

mackdaddy27

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I am wondering for those of you who go on dates,

how far is your pad from the place of the date ? Does such a distance present any logistical questions?

The reason I ask, when I try to isolate back to my pad, i used to live very close to the place I go on a date. So it was just like walking there. Now I might move like 15mins away driving, and it might present some logistics issues of bringing her back to your pad.

I mean, if its really a big deal, I dont mind continuing to stay at the same location but its just not worth the money for being so close.

Any opinions/ideas on this..


Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BadsnakeUK

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You will need to get her back to yours to really get things moving. It just requires a little more forward planning. I presume you already have some lines to hand for getting her to want to come back to yours in the first place. If she asks how far away it is, be vague. The key is to have a plan, be as efficient as possible in getting her back and, critically, to fill the time. You will need the gift of the gab here to keep her occupied so she doesn't notice the journey or the time passing. Just talk, keep her mind on other things and fill the space. Then carry on as normal.
 

Mavrick

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The best way to get her to your place is to tell her you need to run by the house and pick something up. When you get there, ask her to come in. Then once you two start making out, she will let down her defense because in her mind it was all just happening because it was accidental and not intended.
 
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