"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Living on a shoe string and banging lots of chicks!

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Solomon said:
Shyt like that doesn't happen to average guys
Hi Solomon, I was thinking yesterday after I posted...

"what could the reason be that I've had these women throw themselves at me"
and I came to the same conclusion as what you wrote, that I'm not average.

Maybe I'm one of those people that is a bit larger than life. I've always done things full on, probably was up there on the looks scale too if I'm honest...?? Also I think that women probably see me as a 'passionate' guy who brings out the emotions that they want to feel...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Roscoe said:
but I fail to understand: how does it make you feel when someone gives you money?

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hahah, don't worry man, keep reading so suave and you too might find out what it's like to have the women you sleep with pay you hahaha :flowers:
 

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englishman said:
Roscoe said:
but I fail to understand: how does it make you feel when someone gives you money?


hahah, don't worry man, keep reading so suave and you too might find out what it's like to have the women you sleep with pay you hahaha :flowers:
Thanks, but I'll pass. It is below my dignity to accept donations :woo:
 

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Solomon said:
OP is a great looking guy like I figured. One of my buddies who was great looking (but has tight ass game) was the same way

Had one women buy him tattos after only knowing her for 3 weeks

Same women after 2 weeks let him use his car with a full tank of gas (we ran that bytch empty in 2 days)

Another bytch paid his cell phone bill which was a $1000

Girls would buy him drinks at the bar

etc

Shyt like that doesn't happen to average guys
It's interesting to see the change in attitude on SoSuave about looks in recent months. At one time it seemed like the vast majority all claimed that looks were irrelevant, that it was all about game, behavior, and how alpha you were. These days people seem to accept in stride that looks are a major factor in how you do with women.
 
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