"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Living Art... Women sink deeper

Desdinova

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Some chick on my FB attended a living art gathering. Basically, men and women get naked, get their bodies painted, and show it all off. She's been posting topless pictures of herself covered in paint.

Most AFCs will love this kind of 5hit. I've seen enough naked women where I'm just kind of immune to it, and public displays of nudity actually disgust me. I'd rather have a woman who keeps herself discreet until she's in the bedroom with me.

Here's a website dedicated to this 5hit:

http://www.livingartamerica.com/
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WanderingMan

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Well, Jezebel's one of the sponsors - that should tell you all you need to know right there.
 

piranha45

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women seeking attention suggests boldness, independence. Betas of course thrive on these strong-minded women.

it is only natural we should find this unattractive.
 

Alvafe

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not only unatractive, it reaks desperation, anything for atencion
 

ZTIME

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WanderingMan said:
Well, Jezebel's one of the sponsors - that should tell you all you need to know right there.
Yes, They're also sponsored by a facial plastic surgeon.

Hahaha...I can see it now, their sales pitch: "Sister, once that paint comes off you need to do something with that beak of a nose, because every guy in here looking at you knows that sometimes it's not the face you're fvcking, it's the fvck you're facing!!"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've always wondered what happen to women who paint their pee pee \{}/ then go pee pee with the paint on. Does it all wash away? :crackup:
 

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Buy stock in cat food companies, wine, sex toys and batteries boys ..........is the future.
 
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