SeymourCake
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This is America, ladies and gentlemen.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Livestream of the Chicago protest
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This is America, ladies and gentlemen.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Skyline
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Nobody protested like this, despite racial dislike, when Obama was running for president... Liberals have no chill man!
SeymourCake
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Liberalism is a disease to society. It was built to destroy society from within.
Skyline
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Yeah, on Facebook some of my acquaintances were saying how it was a good thing and even in the comments for multiple videos about how standing up for themselves was a warning to trump essentially.
They also blamed Trump for all violence despite them running the podium and even causing a riot outside.
I think the worst thing I've seen conservatives do is the state of Texas wanting to secede from the Union when Obama won, which was entirely harmless to any community. But this rioting... I'm really amazed about how stupid people are praising their actions.
So much for freedom of speech!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
CuddleJunkie
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you just have to look at the Trump guy, and the others. I mean, just look at them, you don't have to listen to what they say. ****s gonna hit the fun.
CuddleJunkie
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Is liberalism and degeneracy wired in the genes? I mean, they all look the same. Serious question, some expert on genetics pls answer.
SeymourCake
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There seems to be a correlation between low testosterone levels and liberalism.
LiveFreeX
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When Donald wins, you should build a wall and put all the leftists on the other side.
Tictac
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Wouldn't you like to know you'd be okay no matter how stupid the decisions you made and actions you take are?
Liberalism/progressivism is simple infantilism.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
All they really said was "facts" I have read about him online on social media.... Which is mainly propaganda and exaggerated statements.
Then the racist crew comes in and says they need to be pitied because of their ancestors going through so much pain and it's the white mans fault. Even though nobody was even alive to know actually how it was back then.
How exactly is Bernie going to help them anyway? He said 'his people' are being gunned downed in the street even though white people, Hispanics, and other races get shot at by cops- and it's usually for a reason. He was right about the media exploding situations and they had no counter argument to that statement.
And I'm pretty sure more blacks, whites, and Hispanics are killed/attacked more often from gang violence, not police brutality. There is evidence of this in Compton, El Payaso, and even in Cleveland Ohio. It was a lot to do with where you're living as for an environment not everyone lives in the ghetto or a rich neighborhood.
Really ironic how they say the white man can't experience racism even though they're fighting "against it."
logicallefty
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When you remove the LOGIC from the equation, the sky is the limit to what becomes "reality". Try to understand this concept, and you can understand anyone's crazy behavior. This is how a lot of people think today, folks. NO LOGIC. And while you may get to where you understand what's happening, your logical brain will never allow you to agree with it.