SeymourCake
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This is America, ladies and gentlemen.
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Liberalism is a disease to society. It was built to destroy society from within.Nobody protested like this, despite racial dislike, when Obama was running for president... Liberals have no chill man!
Yeah, on Facebook some of my acquaintances were saying how it was a good thing and even in the comments for multiple videos about how standing up for themselves was a warning to trump essentially.Just more attempted censorship by the leftists.
What I find interesting is that on CNN (Clinton News Network) last night, they were blaming Trunp for any and all violence.
Meanwhile nothing but silence regarding the multiple calls to assassinate Trump.
This will end in blood in both Europe and the Americas. One side wants to destroy Western Civilization, and the other side wants to preserve it.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
you just have to look at the Trump guy, and the others. I mean, just look at them, you don't have to listen to what they say. ****s gonna hit the fun.
There seems to be a correlation between low testosterone levels and liberalism.Is liberalism and degeneracy wired in the genes? I mean, they all look the same. Serious question, some expert on genetics pls answer.
Wouldn't you like to know you'd be okay no matter how stupid the decisions you made and actions you take are?Is liberalism and degeneracy wired in the genes? I mean, they all look the same. Serious question, some expert on genetics pls answer.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
All they really said was "facts" I have read about him online on social media.... Which is mainly propaganda and exaggerated statements.you just have to look at the Trump guy, and the others. I mean, just look at them, you don't have to listen to what they say. ****s gonna hit the fun.
When you remove the LOGIC from the equation, the sky is the limit to what becomes "reality". Try to understand this concept, and you can understand anyone's crazy behavior. This is how a lot of people think today, folks. NO LOGIC. And while you may get to where you understand what's happening, your logical brain will never allow you to agree with it.Wouldn't you like to know you'd be okay no matter how stupid the decisions you made and actions you take are?.