Live like you are dying. I almost did.

[08aisaac]

Damn, next time you don't want to approach a chick, and get her number, remember this.

You could die. You won't die from approaching her, but you could die from an explosion.

I come home today, and mom has to go back to work. So I decide that I will have time to do homework later, and I take a nap. In the mean time, she is fixing me something to eat.

Well she goes back to work, and in the process, leaves our gas stove on, just enough that it doesn't start to cook, but it does start to release gas into the air.

So I sleep for about 5 hours, in the mean time, I could die at any moment, just at the spark of something, or a lightbulb, or a circuit.

Our house isn't the biggest, so it filled up with gas quickly.

Mom does eventually come home, and wake me up, and everything is fine and dandy now. But I could of been burned to a crisp. I would never be giving you advice again, and it would be weird, me going to school, black.

This should give you incintive to get some numbers. All you lurkers, it gives me even more incintive, and I already was getting them, so maybe I can get even more and more. Oh and from now on, I will be doing all the cooking.

 

[Docs]

eep...

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

Originally posted by 08aisaac
Damn, next time you don't want to approach a chick, and get her number, remember this.

You could die. You won't die from approaching her, but you could die from an explosion.

I come home today, and mom has to go back to work. So I decide that I will have time to do homework later, and I take a nap. In the mean time, she is fixing me something to eat.

Well she goes back to work, and in the process, leaves our gas stove on, just enough that it doesn't start to cook, but it does start to release gas into the air.

So I sleep for about 5 hours, in the mean time, I could die at any moment, just at the spark of something, or a lightbulb, or a circuit.

Our house isn't the biggest, so it filled up with gas quickly.

Mom does eventually come home, and wake me up, and everything is fine and dandy now. But I could of been burned to a crisp. I would never be giving you advice again, and it would be weird, me going to school, black.

This should give you incintive to get some numbers. All you lurkers, it gives me even more incintive, and I already was getting them, so maybe I can get even more and more. Oh and from now on, I will be doing all the cooking.

An ok post. Nonetheless a great effort to get slackers to take action!

 

[Phat]

i hate the smell of the gas when u leave it on with no pan on it.

 

[08aisaac]

Re: Re: Live like you are dying. I almost did.

Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
An ok post. Nonetheless a great effort to get slackers to take action!

I wasn't ****ting you. I don't care if other people get chicks, just me, but still, heed my word.

 

[comic_relief]

excellent post

chilling but none the less. good post.

I'm happy that your alright man. I already have instructions towards my family that my obituary is to be placed on the site for rememberance. i'm serious. I have instructions for when I die.

 

[LikRetsam]

Utterly inspiring. Mods, bible this please!

 

[tigre]

Originally posted by 08aisaac
Well she goes back to work, and in the process, leaves our gas stove on,

If my mom did that, I would remind her of that incident all her life or whenever she told me I´m not responsible or some stupid sh1t like that