"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Live action Zelda movie

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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There has been a group of fans that have been working on one for a while now I've heard.

Nice idea but without a pile of money to spend its going to be sh!t.

Peter Jackson should just make one already as despite what the fanboys might say a quality Zelda movie can be made.

It just needs a good director which most videogame movies unfortunately never get.
 

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I think it would be quite unique to have a movie where the main character never talks, it could work. Honestly though I don't really see the point, in the game you're basically playing out what could end up a movie plotline anyway.

That's obviously an April Fools Joke though.
 

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KontrollerX said:
There has been a group of fans that have been working on one for a while now I've heard.

Nice idea but without a pile of money to spend its going to be sh!t.

Peter Jackson should just make one already as despite what the fanboys might say a quality Zelda movie can be made.

It just needs a good director which most videogame movies unfortunately never get.

Peter Jackson would be the ideal director for any action movie right now. George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg are too old fashioned IMO, I wasn't really as impressed with their latest movies; while still good, feels like they were trapped in time 30 years ago. That's just me though.

Mandiblard said:
I think it would be quite unique to have a movie where the main character never talks, it could work. Honestly though I don't really see the point, in the game you're basically playing out what could end up a movie plotline anyway.

That's obviously an April Fools Joke though.
Thing is though it looks really really good. A trailer with those productions are usually the next big action movie (Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings). I mean, would IGN really go that far for an April Fools prank? It's most likely yes though.
 

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The Halo Movie have Peter Jackson as producer. They have this unknown guy as director, but some people looking at his past work (advertisements and short films) show he got a head on his shoulders. Perhaps it will finally be the breakthrough movie for video games.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Best April Fools Joke in the history of video games.

Look at the release date (hint: its next April Fools Day).

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