"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Live action Zelda movie

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX

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There has been a group of fans that have been working on one for a while now I've heard.

Nice idea but without a pile of money to spend its going to be sh!t.

Peter Jackson should just make one already as despite what the fanboys might say a quality Zelda movie can be made.

It just needs a good director which most videogame movies unfortunately never get.
 

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I think it would be quite unique to have a movie where the main character never talks, it could work. Honestly though I don't really see the point, in the game you're basically playing out what could end up a movie plotline anyway.

That's obviously an April Fools Joke though.
 

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KontrollerX said:
There has been a group of fans that have been working on one for a while now I've heard.

Nice idea but without a pile of money to spend its going to be sh!t.

Peter Jackson should just make one already as despite what the fanboys might say a quality Zelda movie can be made.

It just needs a good director which most videogame movies unfortunately never get.

Peter Jackson would be the ideal director for any action movie right now. George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg are too old fashioned IMO, I wasn't really as impressed with their latest movies; while still good, feels like they were trapped in time 30 years ago. That's just me though.

Mandiblard said:
I think it would be quite unique to have a movie where the main character never talks, it could work. Honestly though I don't really see the point, in the game you're basically playing out what could end up a movie plotline anyway.

That's obviously an April Fools Joke though.
Thing is though it looks really really good. A trailer with those productions are usually the next big action movie (Transformers, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings). I mean, would IGN really go that far for an April Fools prank? It's most likely yes though.
 

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The Halo Movie have Peter Jackson as producer. They have this unknown guy as director, but some people looking at his past work (advertisements and short films) show he got a head on his shoulders. Perhaps it will finally be the breakthrough movie for video games.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best April Fools Joke in the history of video games.

Look at the release date (hint: its next April Fools Day).

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