"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Little bumps on the manhood

Sir Auron

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Just wondering about a little medical advice here.

All over my penis are these little bumps and I'm just presuming its normal and I've heard that its just a temporary form of "acne" people get, but I'm very uninformed here. They're not red or irritating or anything, no STD's or anything... just part of the skin. I also guessed their just hair pods because a few have hairs coming out of them, but a lot don't.

I'm not too worried, but I'd just like to know if this is natural or what...

Thanks
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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prosemont

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Yes, it's normal and is probably hair pods. Do a google search for "spots on penis" and you'll see lots of stuff on this matter. Ask your doctor to confirm next time you see her.
 

Lionheart

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These are enlarged sebacious glands, i.e hair pods.

I get these too :)

They are not an STD, I have been to 3 different clinics for a 2nd opinion, (also I had these before I ever had sex.)

I have a lot of these, I would also like to know if there is a way to get rid of the little bastards, I also used to have acne real bad, maybe they are related.

The biggest problem I find you will ever have is convincing a girl that it is NOT an STD (esp in a ONS, LTR's aren't that bad), especially when trying to get it in their mouths, do it with the lights off or something :)

(Some people (& me as well) get these things on their nipples as well.)
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That is supposed to be there, your shlong is naturally ribbed for her pleasure.
 
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