Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
"Women are to be loved, not understood"
Said by a man who must've given up...Oscar Wilde :crackup:
Said by a man who must've given up...Oscar Wilde :crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Literatures Greatest AMOGs
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Film, not literature, but Dirty Harry was a classic AMOGer.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086383/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086383/quotes
diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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Adolf Hitler. That man AMOGed the Jews, Communists, gypsies, homosexuals, and anyone who annoyed him real good.
Jews/commies/gays/anyone else: "Hey Hitler, you're stupid!"
Hitler: "SS troops, gas them all!"
*hisssssssssssssssssss*
They didn't have a good comeback.
Jews/commies/gays/anyone else: "Hey Hitler, you're stupid!"
Hitler: "SS troops, gas them all!"
*hisssssssssssssssssss*
They didn't have a good comeback.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Fernand totally AMOGed Edmond Dantés in the beginning of The Count of Monte Cristo to get Mercédés, but Edmond totally fecked him over later, and her, for that matter.