Literally so traumatised....

[countwoofoolah]

Has anyone ever gone out on a date , gone home with her - done the nasty then left.....

BUT

it was literally one of the most traumatic experiences ever ? doesn't happen to me often but its happened twice in my life now !!!

And I can tell you that thinking about it still freaks me out

 

[thatfeel]

I really hope this turns into another thread where people talk about getting a whiff of nasty rotten vag and almost puking in their mouth right then and there.

 

[countwoofoolah]

I really hope this turns into another thread where people talk about getting a whiff of nasty rotten vag and almost puking in their mouth right then and there.

No smell bro.... that would have made it worse

But literally every time I was inside her all I could think about was....what the hell is going on ? Am i gonna have my d13k chopped off ? it was literally so wierd ...

and you know what...some girls look great when you are drunk or they wear the right clothes....but the second the clothes come off....yeah ....ahhh bad thoughts !!!! bad freaking thoughts !!!

I literally had to say sorry to my d13k for putting it through that ....

Guys whatever you do - There are some places you literally should not stick it in....

 

[sylvester the cat]

I remember one woman had psoriasis. That was. Interesting.

 

[countwoofoolah]

I remember one woman had psoriasis. That was. Interesting.

Just looked that up....

Basically sounds like she turned into a fish....

I KNOW WHERE MERMAIDS COME FROM!!!

 

[Don_Dom]

I still laugh at the first couple of times for me....

First time I got laid was a total hook up....Like 3 hours from go to action. Can't tell you how many times since that HASN'T happened. But while we were at it all I could think over and over was "HOLY SH1T I'M FVCKING! I'M ACTUALLY FVCKING!"

The next time with a different girl "Damn I'm pretty good at this!"

So funny. Enjoy the newness. Eventually you will be like the rest of us jaded old bastages and you'll notice every unsexy thing with every chick you are with.

 

[JohnChops]

aha yes buddy!

One night, quite drunk, called up this girl who looked good on tinder and she wanted to hang out. got there (****) huge horse. **** it, nailed her, got my d1ck sucked, felt liek ass afterward, no care. Still got my nut. Never did her again.

 

[Billtx49]

Cut down on the alcohol consumption ..

 

[sylvester the cat]

aha yes buddy!

One night, quite drunk, called up this girl who looked good on tinder and she wanted to hang out. got there (****) huge horse. **** it, nailed her, got my d1ck sucked, felt liek ass afterward, no care. Still got my nut. Never did her again.

got messaged by a REALLY cute girl on POF - easily an 8 maybe 9.

first thing i thought was - why are you messaging me if you're so hot? second thing i notice is all her pics are of the waist up - no lower pics, hmmm.

anyway, we arranged to meet and suddenly she's trying to qualify me - demanding recent pics etc...

anyway, we meet up and she's just as cute as she is in her pictures EXCEPT - her legs are fvcking HUGE! Like an elephants only shorter!

back to her place on the first night. she was a nice girl. but damn - those legs.

 

[JohnChops]

got messaged by a REALLY cute girl on POF - easily an 8 maybe 9.

first thing i thought was - why are you messaging me if you're so hot? second thing i notice is all her pics are of the waist up - no lower pics, hmmm.

anyway, we arranged to meet and suddenly she's trying to qualify me - demanding recent pics etc...

anyway, we meet up and she's just as cute as she is in her pictures EXCEPT - her legs are fvcking HUGE! Like an elephants only shorter!

back to her place on the first night. she was a nice girl. but damn - those legs.

i like them thick legs, but no fat on them please lol. yeah girls with like cellulite legs make me pukle