Literally, I had HOTT chicks making out...

[MrClean393]

HOLY ****, HOLY ****, HOLY ****...people, if you study this **** it WILL work....on to my story....I gotta get my beauty sleep, so I'll have to keep it short...

Background Info-
This was my first night clubbing EVER...
St. Paul, Minnesota-Stargate(Energy) nightclub...

So this week I picked out the future peacocking contest winning outfit...(I don't have a good in-field pick yet, but I'll get one)...The air was filled with anticipation tonight...and my bladder was full of nervous piss....On the way to the club I had to stop and go, and then right once we got there...I was a ****ing nervous wreck...But that was about to change...

We get in at about 10:30(the club closes at 12:00) so we know we don't have that much time...My buddy is a real newb, so I try and take the initiative, running the "Who Lies More?" opener on a couple of average looking chicks who were smoking in the corner...I tried pulling up and chair and it was rocking...This annoyed the hell out of me as I was trying to get comfortable...They saw right throught the opener..."Is this just some line to get to talk to us?" "No."...basically said we had to go and got out...I wasn't feeling it...But in the process I had brought back some of my spirit...I was feeling it...remembering my favorite opener...(The drunken making out on the weekends gf one)

So it's back to posting up...Tried motioning a chick over..."I'm not a *****"...hahahaha yea ****ing right...I saw her dancing like 1 about 2 seconds later....whatever...

So this ****ING HOTT 2s walks by(probly a hb9, and a hb8)..I get their attention..."A...AA"
"My buddy here, his girlfriend"-I'm cut off..
"I already know what your going to say."-they start to walk off
"A, wait what was I gonna say...for real"-they turn around and come back
hb9-smile"I don't know I was just kidding"(Our body language was laid back as hell so I have a feeling that's why they came back)
Me-"What?!?! I thought you were a psychic for a moment there..do yo always lead guys on like that??"
We run the gf story and they basically hand themselves over to us on a platter...
hb9-"We kiss all the time."
My buddy(he deserves some serious props)-"Prove it."
hb9, hb8-look around"Everyone will see us..."
Me-"So..."
hb9-"How about if we do it over there"-(points accross club to secluded hallway)
Me-"Whatever,I think you're just leading us on again."

OK, so we're in the hallway and I'm like-"Let's make this interesting..."
(I pull out my camera)
Basically I take a practice shot(Yes I'll link it after I get it up on myspace)(don't have a camera cord at my buddies, so tommorow)...And I get my flash working...
Alright...so they basically make out and I get a picture...(OMG!!!)(An awesome pic)(same story as above pic)...
So then a new song comes on and we all sort've move closer to the dance floor....

I take the hb8 by the hand and pull her through the dance floor and we ****ing start grinding(It was ****ing AMAZING)...wow...

(Quick question...Is it ok to have an erection while you are grinding, she obviously felt it..?????...and what do you do with your hands and ****...like litterally it was fun as hell, but I don't know how to dance, and honestly it got boring pretty fast...)

hb8 takes out and looks at her phone like 2 or 3 times while we are dancing...(I make a few funny/question make faces at the hb9 my buddy is dancing with)...and I take out my phone and hold it around her so she sees it...probly 3 songs in the hb8 starts walking away...her friend and my buddy don't know what goes on and neither do I...I follow her probly 40 ft, then I just turn around and stop my buddy and tell her to come with me...also I motion her friend to go deal with her...

It's back to posting up(feeling pretty ****ing PIMPISH by now I may add)...also feeling about 1000 times more comfortable...

We open like 1 more 2 set that is set on their way and nothing comes of it...

Then the ****ing girls we did all that stuff with earlier open us!!!!...OMG!!!...I honestly can't remember what they said, but the first thing I do is the pick a number routine...I correctly guess 3, and then 7...OMG!!!...I love Mystery!!!...It was the hb9 that I made pick those numbers and by now she is ****ing obsessed with me...she makes some comment about my plad pants and some we shoot some ****...I talk about how I'm psychic and she really wants to know how I did it...HB9 hugs me and puts her head right next to mine...I'm a little thrown off...
after she pulls away(I know I shoulda "hands off the merchandise"d her..but whatever)..."What, I thought you were gonna whisper something in my ear"
hb9-"No, I just wanted to be close to you."...(OMGGGGGG!!!)...

hb9 asks for my number and I say I don't do it like that, she can give me hers...
Me-"I don't take a girls number unless I know she's a good dancer."
hb9-"I don't dance with guys unless I get their number."

I walk over to a nice spot on the dance floor and on my way motion her...when she catches up...
Me-"See, I'm psychic, I knew you'd come over here..."
hb9-"Well you motioned me over here..."
Me-"You didn't have to come....."

We grind for a few minutes...(So does my buddy and the hb8...(acctually he's more into her anyways...PERFECT)...

my belt buckle keeps getting caught on hb9...
"You're suppose to wear it to the side."
Me-"I'm not emo, is everyone suppose to know this?"
Her-"Only good dancers"...honestly I'm caught off guard
I give her a silly face and she laughs...PERFECT god she is basically infatuated by now...(So easy)...

We sort of stop dancing, and I give ask how they know each other....(We're best friends."...best friends test...they don't pass...I explain...blah blah blah...

hb8 gets a text from her daddy and shows it to hb9...basically they have to leave cause one of there dad's it there...

I hand my phone around to her.."You can figure it out right?"
...Me-"Put a star by it or something to..."
hb9-"OMG!!, you do that too!?!", "How do you put a star on here anyways"...I do it...
hb9-"this is her number"
Me-"What??"
hb9-"My phone is broken, just call her..."

Me-"So you don't have your own car??"(I don't either acctually)...
hb9-"No, I'm 15..."
Me-sly smile,"I feel so naughty"...
she gives me this naughty look back as I push her to get going...

OMG OMG OMG!!!!....so basically everything I did worked...(Obviously I missed some moments but those would be things I didn't do...)....

So I got home and looked at her number....it's obivously real since the area code and first 3 digits make sense, but then I ****ing realize its only 6 numbers!!!...so I figure it's only a maximum of 34 numbers I have to try, and it's almost for sure the last digit that I deleted cause I was putting the * by her name and probly ****ed it up so it's really only 9...looking back and I can sort of remember it happening...I should've had her double check it or read it off, but whatever....Also, now I realize I should just given her my number after we danced, which would have alleviated some of my prsssure now of deciding when to call....but at least I'm in control and she's waiting...also her friend was obvously a little less interested so it might be a challenge to get through her to the target....whatever...setting up a day 2 really shouldn't be that hard seeing as I know she if ****ing infatuated with me probably awwing over me to her friend at this very moment.....

couple of quick questions before I hit the hay....
Is it like normal to just go out on the dance floor and start dancing???
With one of your guy friends????
Is it normal/alright to try and talk while you are dancing/griding??
Should I really wear my bukcle to the side???
What are your ideas for a day 2, I'm thinking map out a whole bunch of ideas in a whole bunch of areas because I honestly don't know where they live...ask where they live, "Perfect, me and my buddy were planning on going bowling/whatever this weekend pretty close...", or I could just invite them back to the club...should I offer to pick them up or have their dad drive them again...obviously he let them go to a club like this so he can't be to strict, but meeting up with guys from a club might be a stretch...IDK...



OPINIONS/ANALYSIS/CRITICISMS/ANSWERS GREATLY APPRECCIATED!!!!!!!!

Caiou

 

[MrClean393]

Got the pics up!!!

On myspace...they aren't in the pics, they are down on the left hand side under general....(By the way, hb9 is wearing MY hat).... www.myspace.com/mrclean393 ...oh yea, I'm sorry you have to add me as a friend, but I can't let old pops see all this...I'll add you withen a day if we aren't alll ready friends, and if anyone can figure out photobucket, my username on there is MrClean393 as well, I don't know how/if you could few them on there without being my friend...

 

[Bvbidd]

lol I bet hot chicks never do that.

lol girls kiss each other all the time, a lot of em practice on each other too.

It's not the same as a bunch of guy friends, girls kissing each other is as common as you and the guys sitting around and talking.

lol guy, but can't you see what you did?

You went up and talked to girls. OMFG!!!!!!!!!! THEY MUST BE INFACTUATED!!11.

lol, fun isn't it.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Just some more evidence that a many women suppress their sexuality until they get out with their girl-pack and a camera (plus a little liquid courage). Anyone ever hear of "Girls Gone Wild?"

 

[Bvbidd]

lol more like liquid excuse in chick's case.

 

[specialed]

haha..

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

On myspace...they aren't in the pics, they are down on the left hand side under general....(By the way, hb9 is wearing MY hat).... www.myspace.com/mrclean393 ...oh yea, I'm sorry you have to add me as a friend, but I can't let old pops see all this...I'll add you withen a day if we aren't alll ready friends, and if anyone can figure out photobucket, my username on there is MrClean393 as well, I don't know how/if you could few them on there without being my friend...

HOLY CRAP! Just saw your myspace page!


I think we all need to pitch in and get you some food! DAMN!

You need some lean meat on them bones.

 

[MrClean393]

I think we all need to pitch in and get you some food! DAMN!

You need some lean meat on them bones.

Haha, I know, I know...right now I'm trying to get to the gym as much as possible, but with work and school honestly I only get there about 2 times a week ,plus my runs...that pic was at the height of wrestling last year as well....Honestly I'm not quite that skinny anymore...Advice well taken though.... I have to start chuggin the protein shakes again...

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Haha, I know, I know...right now I'm trying to get to the gym as much as possible, but with work and school honestly I only get there about 2 times a week ,plus my runs...that pic was at the height of wrestling last year as well....Honestly I'm not quite that skinny anymore...Advice well taken though.... I have to start chuggin the protein shakes again...

Damn straight.

You want good, real food.

Steak, whole milk, eggs, veggies of all shapes and sizes, whole grain rice, potatoes.... etc.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

HOLY CRAP! Just saw your myspace page!


I think we all need to pitch in and get you some food! DAMN!

You need some lean meat on them bones.

Dude, stop hating on the kid. He's only 18 and he just started approaching. I think its an awesome feat for him to get over his anxiety/fear of talking to girls. Granted getting two chicks to makeout at a club isn't that big a deal, but think back to your first time with all of this, it was a damn good feeling to have chicks interested in you.


Mr.Clean: You did good bro, everything was fine. Its completely normal to get to a club and hit up the dance floor with your buddy while you scan for girls. When you see one you like, make eye contact, smile and go get her. Some girls are catty and just like the attention, and others will be into the grinding. About sporting wood...LOL, yeah don't worry about it, some girls get turned on by it because they take it as a sign that your enjoying the dance. Wear your fuvking belt buckle the way you want to where it!!!

About the setting up a get together....well that's going to be kinda tough since you don't have the complete number. Don't put so much thought into it, call her up in a couple days, and see what happens. That is once you figure out the last number. And keep going out and meeting new girls!!! She's only 15.




PIMP

 

[DJ_in_making]

Not bad for ur first time out....

I can't imagine some of those canned openers working at a night club or something. Maybe at a café or college campus or something. I'm thinking you were facing the set with your whole body when you ran that "Who lies more" opener, you gotta look like it was just a question and you are about to leave.

Anyway good job on those girls... a bit young but whatever they'll get older as your game gets stronger. Good luck guy!

 

[MrClean393]

I just have to clarify...

My myspace says I'm 18 for if chicks see it...honestly I'm 16 almost 17, and that's why it was my first time out to a club...My parents would never let me go, but I spent the night at my 19 yr old best friends house...And this wasn't like my first approach...like I got 15 numbers(although I hold those with almost no regard nowadays) at the state fair in about 8 hours at the end of this summer....I basically had gotten over approach anxiety then...literally I felt I could approach and get any chicks number...I mean I got some ****ing hott 23 yr old chicks or something no joke...like and one of them was hitting me and laughing and all that jazz...but I never got a day 2 set up with any of them...or got any of them ****ing "infatuated" with me that quick...I had basically gotten them to give in and give me their numbers in 5 or so minutes...I'd been to the mall a bunch of times to not much more avail then getting the numbers of some 9s and 10s, but numbers are nothing...this was a different night for me....litterally I've read/listened to/ watched A LOT of seduction/pick up ****(from NLP and Ross Jeffries to Mystery Method and David D to The Art of Seduction and the Gunwitch method to just self help ****), it just all seemed to come together last night...and I got a taste of the life that I thought I wanted and it only made me want it more.....( and by the way only last week did I find this site, and it is litterally the best forum I've been on with the most active membership!!!)

 

[Credos]

I have to start chuggin the protein shakes again...

:crackup: That crap doesn't help you get stronger, just restore your muscles faster... Just go train, and if you train only two times in a week, STOP trowing away your money on "protein shakes ". Anyway good work on the HBs

 

[Nexxus]

Oo i'm a pimp cuz I grinded and talked to HB's WOOT...
good job but just make sure you don't turn infatuated yourself, game other girls as well

Is it like normal to just go out on the dance floor and start dancing??? - YES
With one of your guy friends???? - YES
Is it normal/alright to try and talk while you are dancing/griding?? - DEPENDS, mostly YES
Should I really wear my bukcle to the side??? - WHO CARES?


there's always gonna be those nights when things just go right, even for the biggest loser on earth, DJ's are just more consistent

 

[Charm]

Fun old pu report i found

 

[Lust]

Good job mate,

You did great, especially since it was your first time at a club.

One thing though,

How old are you? Cause you write like your 13. Sorry mate, but seriously, no more "OMGS", and use correct grammar mate.

And you realise the board automatically stars out some "inappropriate" words right?

 

[Kev07]

How did you manage to get into a club if you're under 18, most clubs around where I live need you to be 21+

also your myspace is private, i can't see any pics

 

[kdnash82]

HOLY ****, HOLY ****, HOLY ****...people, if you couple of quick questions before I hit the hay....
Is it like normal to just go out on the dance floor and start dancing???
With one of your guy friends????
Is it normal/alright to try and talk while you are dancing/griding??
Should I really wear my bukcle to the side???
What are your ideas for a day 2, I'm thinking map out a whole bunch of ideas in a whole bunch of areas because I honestly don't know where they live...ask where they live, "Perfect, me and my buddy were planning on going bowling/whatever this weekend pretty close...", or I could just invite them back to the club...should I offer to pick them up or have their dad drive them again...obviously he let them go to a club like this so he can't be to strict, but meeting up with guys from a club might be a stretch...IDK...
Caiou

When you say go out on the dance floor and start dancing, do you mean by yourself? If you do mean by yourself, I would say no it's not ok. Me personally, I usually dance on the outskirts of the dancefloor until I find a partner. Usually girls that are already out on the dancefloor dancing alone don't want to be bothered and the ones that do are on the outskirts dancing. It's definately not ok to be dancing with a dude on the dancefloor.

I don't see the point in talking on the dance floor. I usually can't hear a damn thing they're saying when I'm not on the dance floor because of the music. When I get to the dance floor the music is that much louder so why bother? Most clubs that I go to have an area where you can have a conversation without yelling, but still hear the music.

Wear your beltbuckle to the side? Are you serious? I can't see how your belt buckle would even get in the way unless you have one of those dinner plate buckles that bullriders wear. Even if I did wear one of those, I still wouldn't put it to the side. That's retarded. Would probably make you look like you couldn't dress yourself. Kinda like missing a button, or placing the button in the wrong hole.

As far as day 2. Be alpha. Call her and tell her that you wanna go to either A. or B. that way even though she makes the choice, you made the decision. A good way to figure out whether you should pick her up or let her dad drop her off is to say, "What's your address so I can pick you up at this time". If she can't be picked up, she say "Nooooo.. I don't want my dad to know... I'll just meet you at the place".

Good luck