"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
listening to problems
- Thread starter rrrrr
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ima str8 up pimp
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Or, you could laugh at her problems...(and proceed to make fun of her whininess) They can be pissed at times...but its better than constantly listening to their bull****. Its better for you.
ima str8 up pimp
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, do you really want to take the chance of the girl being offended and ditching his ass? "rrrr" asked that question because he was insecure to begin with, and he would have to continue to have to act ****y and what not. Logically my way is best.Tell me how you think you're right man of adventure, but you won't top me, I guarantee it.
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gauchosurfside
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Yeaa, I have had that work in the past. You DEFINITELY have to make a move relatively soon after you do this or there's no chance.ima str8 up pimp said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
ima str8 up pimp
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You're entitled to your opinion, I believe that I'm totally right however, we'll never know what will truly come of it though. You're an individual as am I, that's why our opinions are different on what will work, different strokes for different folks :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: lolz.... kk