"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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white sox bill

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DasaniWater said:
Okay, i noticed every single time i make a thread, you btches flame, so why not add one more to it, but im sick and tired of you all acting like you're the sht over the keyboard. just thought id show you a pic i took today and uploaded, its me displaying my whip at a car show. Now tell me im a afc plz, and if i am, well it just shows i know how to treat my woman right. you all dj robots, followin the rules up the a55, i get offeres left and right that i reject.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7787/mewiththewhipus4.jpg

So ya to all u f4ggots who talk **** to me all the time, i want to see you have a b1tch as hot as mine, a whip as nice as mine, and looks as good as mine. I can garuantee that if i met you guys personally, i would bust out laughing the entire day. You're all wack.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3951/menmygurlla3.jpg Mature 25 year old woman that i was gamin at the car show but didnt take it farther than a hug good bye.

my woman http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3589/1024623037lie5.jpg
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9531/1016152847lhf4.jpg

call me afc, but i doubt any of you even come close to what i have. So yeh, im proud to be afc, DJ loser.

I never thought id drop as low to show off what i had, but you guys seriously are wack as hell, actin tough like, sayin im a ***** and you're a "pimp". Okay pimp, lets see your *****? Oh yeah, u never seem to have one at the moment. My bad!

I just feel really sorry you all depend and devote your lives to this forum, learning all the techniques, memorizing the bible, then jumpin to threads calling people afc and acting like you're a pimp, putting people down only to feed your ego, usually you're the one to be in an even worse position, probably a fat nerd whos mad about his life so you take your anger out against other people with questions. Seriously, stfu.

Anyone going flame without posting a pic with their woman, car, and self, just shut the hell up. You're pathetic. you have no room to talk.
Wait a minute..thats MY girlfreind!! :)
 
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Dasani you are PATHETIC! You svck!

A total fvcking, bytch azz, AFC nerd could PAY A GIRL TO FVCK HIM. You have no game, no back bone, no shyt!!

You are a trick, you are a bytch....and don't call my name out anymore.

Still waitin on your pm because I wouldn't mind beating your azz. :box:
 

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Hey I recognize that first picture of you and your girl. You're standing on Las Vegas Blvd near the LVB and Flamingo intersection. We're you on vactaion here sometime?
 

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DonJuanForever said:
Still waitin on your pm because I wouldn't mind beating your azz. :box:
You literally gonna go to his city, find him and beat his ass? Seems like alot of trouble to get back at some dude talkin shi't over the net, well unless u guys in the same city lmao then tell me who wins :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I didn't think it'd get to this... you wanna see a real playa?

Me and my beeyatch! ...fvcking nerds!!!
 

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SamePendo said:
I didn't think it'd get to this... you wanna see a real playa?

Me and my beeyatch! ...fvcking nerds!!!
:crackup: HAHAHA :crackup:

Funny stuff man, Im surprised you thought it wouldnt get to this though. To be honest Im surpirsed it took this long
 

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Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarted.
 

The Juan and only

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Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarted.
Not really. If I have something to say then I'll say it.

Pointless arguments that are going nowhere..then yeah ok. But a heated discussion is fine, sometimes quite useful in fact.


p.s if that was just an excuse to use that joke then :crackup:
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hey man props on the ride and the women man. Stay pimpin.:D
 

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They talk to you like that because you act like an idiot (after reading your last thread)

I got more street knowledge than you, but I see no point in showing it off thru the net with a keyboard.
 

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Yeah... like you're getting anything more than a "aw, this dorky fat kid is cute, he better not touch my ass" sympathy hug from that first girl.... who I swear is an ex-Seahawk cheerleader named Amber.
 

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The Juan and only said:
Not really. I if have something to say then I'll say it.

Pointless arguments that are going nowhere..then yeah ok. But a heated discussion is fine, sometimes quite useful in fact.


p.s if that was just an excuse to use that joke then :crackup:
Like you said it may become a heated discussion but that doesnt mean its an argument. Its an argument when people start tossing in personal insults, into their reply which can be kinda useless at times. Classic line by the way, have u guys seen the picture that goes with that lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So I guess the epitome of confidence wearing a crooked hat and the pants of your big brother? Just another cookie-cutter bad guy.
The initial post is just begging to be flamed upon - it was a waste of your time, but it's interesting to see how some folks react over comments on a discussion board.......
 

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organizedconfusion said:
that RSX IF tuned properly would hang right with an M3 -even pull it..ALOT of properly boosted FWD cars can and will pull 90% of most cars out there.No one notices that big a$$ Greedy intercooler? don't confuse fart can ricers with 5 ft Gt wings and stickers with actual import tuners...trust me, a properly tuned/boosted RSX can and will smoke alot of more high end and expensive cars out there.They aren't that fast stock or evenly modded..but forced induction takes care of that quite nicely,if you have ever driven a properly tuned/boosted car..you'll understand what i am talking about.It's lightweight,power comes in real quick and the top end is excellent coming from a little four banger.Notice i say IF properly tuned and boosted...
thats a big IF...
I don't care about making a car super-fast in a straight line if it's going to torque-steer itself off a cliff the second you put it on a mountain road. I'll have mad respect for someone who can tune the hell out of a WRX/STi, a Miata, s2000, an RX-7, or other RW/AWD imports, so that they can beat M3s and Ferraris through corners as well as in a straight line, but FWD cars have no business pretending to be real race cars. I've driven plenty of boosted cars, but thankfully, they were AWD or RWD, or they had a good enough FWD system that I didn't notice the torque steer (like a Jetta). I've driven plenty of overpowered FWD cars, and they range somewhere between annoying and scary, depending on how much power you try to put on the front wheels.
 

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Ebonically you could out jive me. But I highly doubt that's your ride, I don't think you're black and you don't wear a skypiece on the side unless it's a bowler or newsboy cap.

Damnit you suck. Ass and balls.
 

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MetalFortress said:
I don't care about making a car super-fast in a straight line if it's going to torque-steer itself off a cliff the second you put it on a mountain road. I'll have mad respect for someone who can tune the hell out of a WRX/STi, a Miata, s2000, an RX-7, or other RW/AWD imports, so that they can beat M3s and Ferraris through corners as well as in a straight line, but FWD cars have no business pretending to be real race cars. I've driven plenty of boosted cars, but thankfully, they were AWD or RWD, or they had a good enough FWD system that I didn't notice the torque steer (like a Jetta). I've driven plenty of overpowered FWD cars, and they range somewhere between annoying and scary, depending on how much power you try to put on the front wheels.
they may not be my first choice for the twisties (though with enough suspension mods ..) but tell me it isn't fun to outrun a vette in a 2500 lbs. FWD 400 hp turbo 4 banger :rockon: ..and then torque steering off the side of a cliff :woo:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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