SecondHalf
Master Don Juan
Fools?
Happy boner ... or cardiac arrest man!
I'm out.
SH
Happy boner ... or cardiac arrest man!
I'm out.
SH
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Zarky said:Can you give any citations to back up the statements you make or do you have a background in pharmaceuticals?
I'm not going to save a guy from throwing away his own money, but if you really want to avoid being a fool you'll ask your doctor what he thinks. I ordered some finasteride for myself and my dad from the same company. My dad took it in to his doctor who said it was legit.
I dare you to do the same with your "liquid Viagra." I still don't understand why you won't order through channels which are proven to be legit and which are probably as inexpensive as the stuff you're buying. You are acting irrationally.
I was just calling it how I see it... you are dismissing me as being an idiot who is getting scammed. Who is really the fool?SecondHalf said:Fools?
Happy boner ... or cardiac arrest man!
I'm out.
SH
Zarky said:Yes, it probably is.
Anyway, at 50mg per dose, that's only 15 doses per bottle, $48 + shipping I assume for the bottle. I can get 100% real pills for the same or less per dose.
Plus you'd have to carry that bottle around with you. I carry a little (half) pill in my pocket.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Zarky said:Ok this is the last post I'll put on this thread, because, no offense, you're clearly an idiot. But I'm writing for the benefit of lurkers who aren't.
Here are the main points:
Your retarded "liquid viagra" doesn't even say what pharmaceutical company makes it. Even generics from legit web sites say what large drug corporation makes them.
Second, the price per dose is actually higher than the legit stuff!
Third, you post reviews by other internet idiots about the product, as if those somehow short-circuit the need for you to use your own limited intelligence.
Fourth, of course you failed to understand what I was getting at about the illegality of a web site selling "liquid viagra" without a prescription. You set up a straw man argument. It may not be legal for ME to order meds from India either, but that is MY illegality. It's entirely different if some big web site is doing it. Why? Because do you think the feds are going to bother with me ordering a handful of pills a year or a web site selling prescription-only meds from within the US? The feds would shut that sh*t down and take all the web site's money in a heartbeat. I have no money to take.
I'm done arguing, because this is complete waste of my time and reminds me yet again that when I post here I cast pearls before swine. I often feel like I'm in a group of Down Syndrome kids trying to describe the workings of quantum physics, and it bums me out.
I've often wondered how spammers can continue to send out billions of spam emails each year. I think to myself "What sort of complete idiot would fall for buying some clearly scam product sent out in a spam email." And then I find that millions of shmucks every year do it and the spammers make $billions.
smh... smh every single day
Scaramouche said:Dear Malice,
All very interesting....and yes this ploy of saying it is for veterinary use only has been used elsewhere....Pfitzer will be bringing big legal guns to bear on this issue....assuming you find this is A OK at Lloyds,then the next question is.....how can you make it portable?
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Boilermaker said:no you are an idiot.
Seriously.
:crackup:
The shrink put me on an SSRI for my bad temper issues and anxiety so that is hurting the sex drive. The wife wants it all the time every day so I need to keep up.Atom Smasher said:Why are you guys even taking viagra in the first place? Do you have "issues", or is it just some kind of enhancement?
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I am aware of the RC sites that sell psychoactive chemicals. You can order any drug from some of those sites. Drugs that resemble LSD or cocaine. I am not interested in those places. The feds don't care about sildenafil. The sites I am buying the sildenafil don't sell psychoactive RC's.ebracer05 said:I work in a pharmacy. There have been a number of times where we will get an rx requesting a solution when the drug is only dispensed as a pill. That is why pharmacies also usually carry diluted ethanol and flavoring agents. You crush the pills up, mix them in the proper solvent in which they are soluble (in the right amount too) and flavor if necessary. You can make a liquid solution out of any pill, most places are just too busy to advertise that they will do that for you.
A limited number of drugs also come in powder form so that they may be put in solution.
These research chemical websites are very hit or miss. Some of them have been demonstrated to be legitimate (and usually subsequently shut down) and others have been demonstrated to be illegitimate (and also shut down). At the end of the day, you do not know whether or not the research company has access to the pills or the powder for the medication you are seeking. A company will draw much less ire from the FDA if it is only selling unscheduled drugs because it is technically within the realm of the law to purchase unscheduled "chemicals" that are found in prescription drugs for research purposes.
Generally though, the patrons of these websites are looking for benzo/opiate alternatives or are in PCT from AAS use.
Bible_Belt said:The shrink put me on an SSRI
There's what you need to replace with an herbal remedy. I suggest pot brownies.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.