"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Linkin Park and more LIVE

Crazy Asian

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RIGHT NOW from whenever you read this post to 9:30 eastern time, there will be a LIVE concert on myspace of placebo, julien-k, him, taking back sunday, my chemical romance, and linkin park being streamed onto it. check it out.

http://www.myspace.com/nowwhat
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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it may take a couple of tries cause so many people are on it. but it works.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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people need to get off myspace.

"Currently : Improving
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wow thats so clever! who would have thought about using myspace/facebook status things in a forum? really? who gave you such a great idea using MYSPACE ideas... on sosuave?! god! i wish i was so clever!

and who the hell wants to watch a live concert... through a computer? thats just retarded... it really is.
 

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Michele said:
and who the hell wants to watch a live concert... through a computer? thats just retarded... it really is.
Who wants to watch Linkin Park live? Is that seriously your question?

What difference does it make whether its on the PC or the TV. A lot of folks have really nice setups in either case, or actually have their PC outputting on their TV.

This is the "anything else" forum, Michele. What does that mean to you?
 
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