MatureDJ
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http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-ne...tti-slams-victoria-secret-felt-174222506.html
My opinion: :crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
lingerie model complains that she "felt like a piece of meat"
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
5string
Master Don Juan
What did this dumb b!tch expect? She put her own self in this position and the poor thing felt like a piece of meat. Waaaaaa
Make mine medium rare please.
Make mine medium rare please.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
At least this confused kid is coming to some kind of realization of what she's been doing on autopilot for the past few years.
I don't hold out a lot of hope for her as she's fabricating some of her relationship with Victoria's Secret, but I at least give her props for growing enough to recognize that she's been peddling sex.
Now do you guys want to see the real confusion of an older AW who should know better? I give you my former next-door neighbor, who used to provocatively pose for me on her dock every summer on our lake:
http://tinyurl.com/cbngmha
Let me tell you boys... for some reason I found the lake fishing to be very fruitful around our docks... Many a rod was cast in her direction...
I don't hold out a lot of hope for her as she's fabricating some of her relationship with Victoria's Secret, but I at least give her props for growing enough to recognize that she's been peddling sex.
Now do you guys want to see the real confusion of an older AW who should know better? I give you my former next-door neighbor, who used to provocatively pose for me on her dock every summer on our lake:
http://tinyurl.com/cbngmha
Let me tell you boys... for some reason I found the lake fishing to be very fruitful around our docks... Many a rod was cast in her direction...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
I don't see anything bad this article, really. She tried modeling, didn't like it, and quit. Now she's "honoring her husband".....isn't that what we all really want? Sounds like she's being a 'quality woman'. Yeah she's a little whiny but so what? Her religion has nothing to do with you, so don't come to me with that.
Sometimes this board just looks for obscure reasons to b*tch about women.
Sometimes this board just looks for obscure reasons to b*tch about women.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I agree with you. She's starting to come to a healthy realization and that's always a good thing. This kind of thing is so rare that many are overlooking the positive aspect here.
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Up next: pornstar complains that she felt like a piece of meat. "That’s when it hit me. I was being paid to take c0ck. It wasn’t about cinematography anymore; I felt like a piece of meat ..."MatureDJ said:
plate's_empty
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sounds like a case of BPD. I actually feel bad for her husband.MatureDJ said: