"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lindsay Lohan? bfd...

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I look at her and i don't even want her. Not to mention, her last name is annoying. The shameless brat is more famous for her antics than her movies. I couldn't tell you one movie she appeared in. Why the fuck is she a star...?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Marketing. It all started with that disappointing Disney "Herbie" movie remake where there was so much commotion about her boobs. I think the runaway marketing machine started rolling then.
 

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*yawn*, when she took #1 on the Maxim Top 100... now mind you, she looks good in that photo, but that's assisted by god knows what, but man, the people that want her, want a woman (wait..), girl that can't even handle herself (rehab), looks sub-average in public and as far as I can tell, she has no personality. Oh wait, she does. Damn, that marketing thing told me otherwise!
 

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If i saw her in public she wouldnt even be considered to game, looks wise she was always 6 or less imo and her personality from what ive seen sucks, shes just a slutty ***** girl imo. Id giver her a 5 or less and I only consider 7+. Thats just my view.
 

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She made a movie in my town about 2 months ago. I didn't sarge her though.

Haha, she looks like a crack wh0re. But I'll be honest, if she was on my nuts, I would hit it.

As for marketing. Why is 50 Cent known as a rap artist? LOL. Just some great marketing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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back before she became super popular and got this slutty image. She looked good. I'm talking back in the Disney movie days 5 years ago. She looks like hell at times but I'd still hit it.
 

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I guess its time for honesty before this gets out of hand. I'd screw the s*** out of her. She's pretty dam* hot to me.
 

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There was this one candid photo that got on on the web where she was getting into a car with a short skirt and was wearing no panties. You could see her whole poon, even the hole. It was probably the nastiest looking p**** I'd ever seen in my life. I wouldn't hit that sh*t if you paid me.
 

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^ I think you meant Britney...and you couldn't see her hole, lol.
GtarPlayr73 said:
Why the fuck is she a star...?
Because she used to look like this:
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Of course, she's since pulled a Britney and now looks like a crack skank from your local flea motel...not surprisingly, her career has followed suit.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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wayword said:
^ I think you meant Britney...
Nah dude, wasn't Britney:


That thang has been used and abused!

Edited: no links to porn allowed :( - mpimpin
 
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dude.. what has this place become..... gossip central?

go out and get some real ass
 

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dude.. what has this place become..... gossip central?

go out and get some real ass
:crackup:


She looks hella good in those 4 photos though wayword.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Lohan was caught in possession of cocaine, and only charged with a DUI. Joe Shmoe would be facing a felony with years in prison for same.

Like most celebrities, she's just an overachiever, not particularly attractive.
 

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She used to be hot when she was thicker and had big titties, like when she was in mean girls...i woulda beat that shiii up.
 
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