"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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likely losing virginity tonight, need help

scubasteve

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i'm 24, she's 25. last week we almost went all the way, but due to a combination of alcohol/nervousness i went limp at the last second. i was sort of fumbling while doing the actual act, and she asked me if i was a virgin, and i said yes. she said she'd teach me, but after going limp i got more frustrated and couldn't get it back up again.

advice for tonight, other than don't be nervous?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Krang!

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Well - if you got the problem of going limp due to nervousness take it slow. You might aswell be honest with her seeing that she already knows you're a virgin and she seems like a nice girl and wants to "teach you".

You'll be fine bro'

Also - start by gently caressing, licking and fingering her downstairs, makes her wet and dialated and your job easier when it's time for the little man to go in :up:
 

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Take it slow, slow, slow. Talk a lot. Laugh if you can.

Use this as a learning experience!
 

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Good foreplay, take things slow. Let her touch it, gently. When you're inexperianced, a girls soft hands = major turn on. Maybe even have her assist you in putting on the condom.
 

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I hope you haven't beat off for quite a while.

My 1st few times, I couldn't do it until morning, so don't be suprised if that's the case.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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scubasteve

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haven't beat off in a week

but i don't understand what you just said
 

Phyzzle

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I mean, I was limp, nervous, so we just went to sleep. When I woke up, I was way more relaxed, and it was fine. I'm a morning person, I guess.
 

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Just remember lots of foreplay. Men are like a light switch, we get turned on easily while women are like a volume knob that has to be turned up slowly. You want her wanting you so bad she begs you to do her.

I hope you know where her c,lit is too, because that is the most sensitive spot for her.
 

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I had that problem my first time too. As you seem to know the problem's mental not physical. Just stop worrying and concentrate on how good things are feeling and you'll get over it.
 

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I experienced System Failure the first time I went for it. I was so nervous and she thought I was an idiot for not popping a boner on demand. Just try to relax and take it slow
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Krang!

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Update Steve! - how did it go!? :woo:
 

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Wish i had seen this post sooner. I could have posted alot to help you as I had a friend who had the same problem (Yes it was a friend, I have no insucurites about my own sexual Proficiencies on a anonymous forum).

Update would be pretty cool.

How did it go for you?
 

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Due to some unforeseen circumstances it's been postponed for tonight. I want her so badly now that I don't think it'll be a problem.

More help is always appreciated though, hopefully will update tomorrow with good news.
 

Flabbergasped?

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I don't mean to be a prick, but 24?

You've had a beer before you've had sex?
 

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plenty of opportunities to have sex, no opportunities to have sex with someone i found attractive. having my first time with this girl will make the wait somewhat worth it, i think.

also, i suck with girls, hence i'm on this forum.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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From the MysteryMethod forum:
shooter said:
This is the best technique that I've found.

Start slowly kissing and fondling her as you work your way down to her pússy.
Once your head is between her legs. Softly kiss her inner thighs. As you kiss
your way down one thigh stop when you reach her pússy and give it a soft
kiss (just a peck not a french kiss) continue up her other thigh. Repeat
several times.

Next you will do a technique I call the Suck and Swirl.

First lick her pússy from the bottom of her slit to the top. This will open her
lips. Next after the lips are separated place your mouth around her clít
(mouth will be medium wide open). Start to apply a suction to her clít. By
suction I mean a constant suction not like you would when suck on a tit.
Once you have applied suction start to slowly swirl your tongue around her
clít. Don't just use the tip of your tongue use as much as you can. The first
few seconds she will be real sensitive, when that subsides start swirling your
tongue faster. She will cúm pretty fast.

Depending on the girl it can be from 30 seconds to several minutes. This
technique has always work for me. It is easy and you can make her cúm
several times before you fúck her.
Verdicts:

Super_Sonic said:
I tried it. The verdict?

Well to quote the lucky girl herself "Oh my god, where did you learn stuff like that!"

She pretty much fcuking levitated off the bed!

Massive kudos OP!
I suggest you practice on your sister first though, good luck.

-AudiTy =o
 

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scuba,

it aint rocket science man.. ur into her, shes into u, and u fvck.. then u realize its not really all its cracked up to be.. well not reg sex..my first time was like 30 mins of missionary lol.. i was 17 i think.. so unexperienced back then.. but 2 1yr relationships with nymphos and about 8 other girls i am a little more seasoned.. i'd say the biggest thing for hott sex is attraction and sexual tension and a lot of imagination when it comes to techniques and positions.. and it seems like after the 1st time no go, u will do fine..

u just gotta have fun and try to relax.. i wouldnt whack it first.. and dude, just get the damn thing up and put it in.. if u come up limp again, then uh.. yea just keep tryin til u get it rite..
 
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