Like wuzup dudes!@

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I've been gone from this forum for a long ass time. If any of the old posters here remember my incident with a drunk guy and where I beat the sh*t out of him..

Well, dude had blunt force trauma and now is basically a retard or something. I was supposed to get 5 years for aggravated assault, and possible attempted murder....f*cking, I only did about 10 months and got 3 years of probation now and I feel sooooo great to be out. Kids, DON'T EVER GO TO PRISON, JAIL SO ON SO FORTH! Its so much worse than in the movies, especially on your mind man. Its a total mindf*ck. I felt like I was in f*cking nazi germany or f*cking the ****ing Death March or something... You really gotta assert yourself in prison and show that your the alpha male or you WILL be EVERYONE'S *****. Man, y'all don't even know! My 3rd week there and some lame ass thought he was tougher than me and kept f*cking with me and actually tried to rape me. I straight took a lockpad, put it in a sock and flung that **** on his head..dude is still in the infermary if I'm correct. The SADDEST PART OF BEING IN JAIL, was the fact that when I was getting out, a 7 YEAR OLD BOY was gonna start doing time in prison..no joke. Sad sad stuff.



...cherish freedom and strive to make your future a positive one and not one full of headaches.

 

[SamePendo]

I'm happy for you.

 

[DJDamage]

well at least you survived while the real Dimebag Darrell didn't! now thats crazy.

 

[CableLight]

Originally posted by DJDamage
well at least you survived while the real Dimebag Darrell didn't! now thats crazy.

Beat me to it...Fvcker.

 

[AFK Protector]

oh damn I thought they were talkign about you when the guy got shot. Damn...oh well. We'll meet another day lockpad man.

 

[RedKnight04]

Damn thats some crazy $hit.. a 7 yr old?

 

[KOSR]

You should've done your time here in Netherlands; television, single cell and room service Heck, I bet you could get some massages weekly.

Glad your out man, messed up those prisons.

 

[JoE BoXeR]

Well, dude had blunt force trauma and now is basically a retard or something.

Proud day for you and your family

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

dont know what its like where you are but im pretty sure that in the uk everyone is in seprate cells except for when there doing stuff, and when there 'doing stuff' they are supervised bu guards.


like i said, im pretty sure, but dont quote me on it.

 

[jonny football hero]

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
dont know what its like where you are but im pretty sure that in the uk everyone is in seprate cells except for when there doing stuff, and when there 'doing stuff' they are supervised bu guards.


like i said, im pretty sure, but dont quote me on it.

Nah. One of the "hard guys" from my school went to juvy, for joyriding. Got beaten to a pulp within a week, apparently fights break out evry two minutes.

 

[comic_relief]

Wait a minute?!? Instead of killing Usama we should just send him to visit Dimebag and then to a prison in the South. There he gets some fun with those good old southern boys .

Great to have you back Dimebag good to see you weren't anyone's b!tch either.

 

[Climax]

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Welcome back Dimebag_Darrell, happy to hear you're back and safe/healthy

Laterz....

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Originally posted by RedKnight04
Damn thats some crazy $hit.. a 7 yr old?

YEah, he took a pair of those tong type of things to move coals around in a fire and busted his dad's **** up, burying the tongs in his head killing him...

Prisons in america are nothing hospitable, you cannot go to prison and not get your ass beat. Everyone catches a whoopin either by the inmates or the guards because they are sometimes nastier than the inmates themselves.

A 18 year old stabbed his cellmate to death with a pencil and before this, he was everyone's b*tch, but afterwards no one ****ed with him and he got the share of the food, cigarrettes and drugs and no one f*cked with him anymore.

 

[Interpol]

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
The SADDEST PART OF BEING IN JAIL, was the fact that when I was getting out, a 7 YEAR OLD BOY was gonna start doing time in prison..no joke. Sad sad stuff.

Uh, 7 year old cannot be put in an adult prison in the U.S.

 

[That_Guy49]

he's in a wooden cell by himself because hes way too young to be taken out into the rest of the population of f*ck ups.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Actually thats where they have the kid but the cell is not wooden

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

I thought you said that you were going on a cruise or something!?...


Anyways, welcome back... even if you are simply full of it.

 

[hacx]

welcome back