Like a bad star, I'm falling faster

CableLight

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The title doesnt really have anything to do with this thread, but I liked it anyway :p

Anywho - I was reading this post about there not being a "magical formula" for success when I realized that there really is such a thing. It's really pretty simple:

You + X = Poon

Whereas "You" is yourself, your game, your attitude, etc. Whatever you've got goin on for yourself at any given time.

"Poon" is self explainitory.

The factor "X" is simply the unknown we're trying to solve for. You always know "You" and you always know "poon" but you need to figure out what you add to yourself to get there.

I believe "X" is merely a sort of unseen force that propells us forward when we get it. You've all felt it before - some nights you're just ON FIRE with everything you do; nothing can shut you down. Then there's other nights where it just feels like you're striking out. The first scenario is when you've got that X factor figured out and you're using it in your "equation" of the evening. The latter is when you did not solve it correctly.

I know a lot of this is extremely metaphorical, but you get the idea :)
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I know what X is.

Alcohol!
 

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I'm really having a difficult time finding a flaw in your logic :) :p :eek:
 

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Yeah, I just figured this magic formula out last night.
 

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I have a better one for you.
A more general one:

You = Happy.

That is the equation of my life.

You + girl = happy + girl. Nothing more....
 
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