Light or Dark side of the DJ force

Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

what side of the DJ force are you on?

men should just next girls that say they only want to be friends and not care (dark side of the forc
Votes: 44 55.0%
men should enjoy the pursuit of all women and shouldn't next girls that only want to be friends (lig
Votes: 36 45.0%

Total voters

80

Rebound Material

Master Don Juan

Dec 28, 2006

sorry, but at this point in my life, id have to choose the dark side....

"If you're not fcuking her, you're her gay friend."

...how i fear that quote so much....

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.