"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Life's just one of those joys we love to have

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So, my life has been pretty well UP and DOWN, had the birthday on the 25th, become single...effective approximately 430pm on Sunday the 27th and been dealing with that wasp nest and it's drama for a while...and on the other side, I'm clubbing, opening girls in such places as the store, the middle of a rainstorm...and in the middle of the street drunk as a fight brews a half block away...mmmmhmm.

I guess something else to mention is that I'm moving down to this wonderfully fun land around October, totally mind ****ing my longtime ex and her friend (friend....asked if we were dating (LD), and I just sat there and laughed, but didn't reply because it was 2 hours old)...and I broke a pane of glass that happened to belong to....my recent drama filled ex...haha...shiat...

But other then that update, I'm here to say that I enjoy my life. The fact that I'm able to approach and flirt with girls whenever I want to, or just go to the club, hold out my hand and get a dance, or spend half the night dancing to the beats...and the road trips...it's awesome and I'm happy at the moment.

Point is...if you aren't having fun...then it's your own damn fault!:rockon:
Now..it's freshman bait all over the clubs for weeks to come, guys...damn well sarge them!:woo:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good point enjoy life.

So many people come on to sosuave.com, to whine and complain. When in reality their life isn't that bad. They just don't want to change and put in the effort.
 
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crossboss said:
So many people come on to sosuave.com, to whine and complain. When in reality their life isn't that bad. They just don't want to change and put in the effort.
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Good point. When I take a look at my life I have alot to be thankful for. I'm at a point in my life where I can actually say I'm happy. I don't hate anybody, nobody is "after" me, I have no illegitimate kids, no drama, I'm free to improve upon myself as I notice things that need improvement. Life is good.
 
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