"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Library heaven?

Credos

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Strangest thing ever today...

So I've been studying all week cause it's second chance on our exams (gotta redo 4 outta 16). Now our course book doesn't have alot of examples so i thought: let's go to the library and find another book on fluiddynamics.

I walked in the library and then it happened... I started walking around and quickly noticed something was wrong, but I couldn't place my finger on it... I got in the elevator and things got even more strange... Everywhere I went, hot girls where filling the room. It became clear to me that I probably entered heaven and thus died, so I enjoyed the moment, checking out the fine foxes heaven provides for a good guy like me.

It took about 30 mins before the first ugly chick ruined/entered the scene... Ow well... Who would have thought the library provides so many hotties! Not that they're smart for that reason, considering most of them were studying like me... But it does improve their chances!

:rolleyes: From now on I'm studying in the library... Thank you jebus...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lol. sounds distracting. i usually turn my back towards everyone, when i'm studying. now to figure out how to block my peripheral vision.

oh and one day while studying right before an exam, tell me why in the world is a girl with short shorts and a tank top trying to get a tan or something in front of me. damn. she couldn't do that somewhere else?
 

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So did you talk to any of them?

Or did you just oogle the eye candy, do nothing, then come on SoSuave to tell everyone about it?

That's what can separate success from another AFC.
 

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ArcBound said:
So did you talk to any of them?

Or did you just oogle the eye candy, do nothing, then come on SoSuave to tell everyone about it?

That's what can separate success from another AFC.
I thought I was dead man, I was doing "the helicopter d!ck to impress the chicks"...

Seriously though: yeh I talked to some, didn't number close at the time cause I saw most of them were studying there and I was gonna return the next week. (for next time) I was thinking more in the lines of when we take a break get a coffee togheter across the street, get the know each other, see how it goes from there.
Open-isolate-close

I didn't put this stuff in the previous post cause IMO it wasn't anything special to mention... (talking... waaaaw) Library filled with hotter chicks than any place I've ever been before is worth mentioning though :p
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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