"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Liberals strike again....this time a 6 year old boy is the target.....

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Future rapist, member of the patriarchy and white debbil got what he deserved.

The assault continues on white males. This is the measure of their resolve. We need to wake the f*ck up.
Most have. However when chicks and non-whites are the majority of the voting bloc it won't make a lick of difference even if every single one of them has the lightbulb turn on and has that "wait a minute" moment.

Keep your ammo dry, stay poolside. Homeschool if you have kids or find a boys only private school with mostly male teachers.(coincidentally I've been looking into this for the last few months, unfortunately the two I found in my area cost an arm and a leg, but phuk it it's worth it. I'd rather be broke and know sh!t like this won't happen to my son)
 
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Homeschool tits. My parents did for a year, and it was the best year of school I've ever done! I learned more in that year at the library then all the years I've spent in school since.

1. Get your kid a book on speed reading by Evelyn Wood.
2. Tell him he needs to finish 10 books a day. Change a new section each day.

I think in that 1 year I must have read easily over 700 textbooks and dummies guides.
My parents put me into mixed martial arts training and got me a tutor to come in once a week and help me work through the stuff I needed. I will absolutely be doing the same with my kids. Stuff like www.khanacademy.com and infiniteskills.com is 100x more valuable than the current school system.
 

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I bet the feminists want to chemically castrate the poor kid. After this, he will probably be too scared to ever talk to a woman again and will be banished to years of AFC misery.
 

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If only he'd kissed a boy, would have gotten a gold star.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dasein said:
If only he'd kissed a boy, would have gotten a gold star.
He also would have gotten voted into student president, and signed a contract to be the next headmaster of the school and gotten his own show.
 

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I had something remotely similar happen to me in school.

I brought a HUGE science book by DK to school, and showed some kids the section where there were was an example of the male and female sexual organs. I got in massive trouble for it, and ended up being labeled as some "perverted" kid and ended up getting in trouble for something else that had NOTHING to do with sexual crap.

What was it?

I was talking about Zelda: Ocarina of Time with some kid on the bus, and told him that the website for the game is really cool. I warned him not to go to www.zelda.com because at the time it was a porn site. My little kid brain said "naked ladies", and the fat **** supervisor lady on the bus heard it selectively, and I ended up getting in trouble for that bullsh*t too.

Thank GOD I found this site at an early age (mid teens). Everything I learned has been set into my brain. The brain is very "plastic" up until your mid 20's, so I've been fortunate to have found this site to teach myself good habits right from the start.
 
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