"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Let's post pics of plates, gfs, main/side chicks, get sh1t more interesting

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Yo guys lets post pics of your plates.

Why is everyone holding back of that, theres a very small to no chance that the girls in partic will find out anyway right, Ill be loading them up to my journal very soon, every girl I was with or dated or approached or rejected me idc, every plate I mention is going online :up: folow up!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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@Vlad:

You're a liar. I just asked her and she said she was busy shaving last night. How did you even get a picture of my sister, anyway?
 
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Atom Smasher said:
@Vlad:

You're a liar. I just asked her and she said she was busy shaving last night. How did you even get a picture of my sister, anyway?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Since everyone else is too chicken ****, ill play ball...these are all Asian chicks because i was living in Taiwan for the past two years or so...comprise a few of my plates i had there towards the end when I left...

http://www.imagebam.com/image/ed7a88294005204

http://www.imagebam.com/image/4081d2294005220

http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d0654294010564


http://www.imagebam.com/image/69ebf4294005236

http://www.imagebam.com/image/584777294005254

http://www.imagebam.com/image/514e0f294008617

http://www.imagebam.com/image/ec8989294011118

http://www.imagebam.com/image/c110c5294008612
 
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4north1side2 said:
I just want to say if posting your women isn't your steez, stay the **** out the thread. Your completely utterly useless to us. Also if your going to sit here and critique the women being posted but post no pics yourself, save it.
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waiting for your pics...
 
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Im puttin it down lol can't take the risk that some1 I know finds out would be f*cked up, don't need more drama
 
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The one in the first picture you had up is the types of chicks in my part time. All in that category or above. I love that place! Hahaha.

I'd never post chicks I know personally online. Too many whack jobs frequent this site.


VVV Jealous little phaggots lurk and post here. Don't post up traceable pics of chicks you know.VVV
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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too many whack jobs frequent this sites what do you mean??
 
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guys, excuses, excuses...no one cares who you or your plates are...
 
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4north1side2 said:
I just want to say if posting your women isn't your steez, stay the **** out the thread. Your completely utterly useless to us. Also if your going to sit here and critique the women being posted but post no pics yourself, save it.
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Lol @ dude telling cats to stay out if they don't post pics yet he don't post it himself

Strong hypocrisy!!

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too many whack jobs frequent this sites what do you mean??
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He means trolls, losers, angry sexless weirdos....all that stuff.

There's maybe a handful of guys on this site who I'd actually share pics of women or my personal life with...and i'd do it via PM. Not putting myself out there for the world to see just to impress people who I'll never meet.
 
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Lolin in dis thread of beta validation seeking.

The OP creates a pic thread but doesn't even offer up the pics of his own?

Lame!

I would post a pic of my wife.. But don't want to give any of the afc's anything to jack off too.

Haha

Epi
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Epi, Dr Hartley would strongly disapprove of that post...jk
 
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Albatross953 said:
Epi, Dr Hartley would strongly disapprove of that post...jk
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Hahahaha!

Oh I have no doubt. Dr harley could use some SS in his dealings with Joyce. Have you heard some of the radio shows? Joyce should shut it more often and let the good man speak.

Anyhow.. That's a topic for MB.

Epi

Also +1 rep for a good inside joke
 
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