Let Her See Your Tongue in Action!

[Galactus]

Easiest way to find out if she's into you. If you're in a restaurant or Starbuck's or whatever.

Get a cappuccino, or some drink with whipped cream on it, and while you're talking to her, lick some of the cream off. Or get a bunch of it on your lips and lick it off. If she's into you at all, her eyes will be glued to your tongue.

Even if she's on the fence, not sure if she's into you, this will get her thinking about you sexually, and may be what puts you in the running. They love the tongue. They love to think about what you might do with it.

There are other things besides licking whipped cream off your face. You could lick an envelope or ice cream cone or lollipop or whatever. Be creative. Tell her a tongue story, I don't know. Gene Simmons is an ugly mofo. But women love that tongue.

Some chicks will look at me all glassy-eyed and jaw-dropped. The way you would look at her if her nipple popped out and she didn't know it. Others will physically shudder as they feel it deep in their loins. I was in a restaurant with a chick once. We were friends, but beyond that I wasn't even sure I had a chance with her because she didn't seem too interested. I licked the cream off a malt, and saw her eyes fixate on me. I did it again, and she yelled, "Stop doing that!" I said, "What? Why does this freak women out?" She said, "Because it makes us think about you doing... other things with that tongue."

Zingo!

 

[WhatdoyoumeanAIDS]

Easiest way to find out if she's into you. If you're in a restaurant or Starbuck's or whatever.

Get a cappuccino, or some drink with whipped cream on it, and while you're talking to her, lick some of the cream off. Or get a bunch of it on your lips and lick it off. If she's into you at all, her eyes will be glued to your tongue.

Even if she's on the fence, not sure if she's into you, this will get her thinking about you sexually, and may be what puts you in the running. They love the tongue. They love to think about what you might do with it.

There are other things besides licking whipped cream off your face. You could lick an envelope or ice cream cone or lollipop or whatever. Be creative. Tell her a tongue story, I don't know. Gene Simmons is an ugly mofo. But women love that tongue.

Some chicks will look at me all glassy-eyed and jaw-dropped. The way you would look at her if her nipple popped out and she didn't know it. Others will physically shudder as they feel it deep in their loins. I was in a restaurant with a chick once. We were friends, but beyond that I wasn't even sure I had a chance with her because she didn't seem too interested. I licked the cream off a malt, and saw her eyes fixate on me. I did it again, and she yelled, "Stop doing that!" I said, "What? Why does this freak women out?" She said, "Because it makes us think about you doing... other things with that tongue."

Zingo!

not gonna lie, sounds sorta cheesy and not likely to work.

 

[JLW]

not gonna lie, sounds sorta cheesy and not likely to work.

Yes. And if you lock eyes with the girl while doing it, I could see it being VERY creepy.

 

[Bluntmaster]

This reminds me of that scene in Scarface where the guy shows her his tongue and he gets slapped. Anybody seen that?

 

[Galactus]

Don't do it like a creep. Tell you what, don't do it at all. This was a tip meant for men of action, who want to get laid, not guys who whine about what doesn't work without even trying. And no, I never lock eyes. She won't look if she thinks you can see she's looking, which you can.

I've done this a lot over the last several years, and it works. Other guys I know have also told me it worked for them. Why hide your sexuality? You're worried about being perceived as a creep, and it forces you into inaction, and you wonder why you spend Friday nights on your computer.

I have only the best of intentions to my fellow DJs when I post something here. But hey, go ahead and doubt. I didn't post this for the doubters. This is for the guys who already have some game. That's why you won't look like a creep. Because you got game.

Gotta go now, bye!

 

[Iceberg]

I don't know, man. I don't have huge problems getting women. And I just do normal stuff, you know, like talking to them. Making them laugh. KINO. Etc.

Licking cream off of a foamy latte doesn't sound like my style. Or any other cool guy I know.

 

[Chickfight]

Haha, I think this sounds creepy when you read it, but I've noticed almost anything can work if you do it in the right way.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Galactus, this is genious. I already know I can pull this off before even trying it.

Guys, you've got to open your imaginations. He's talking about a subtle, casual move that will have a profound effect on her. It is a visual form of what I do. I make verbal innuendos all the time. This is a visual innuendo, and it's golden. Some of you guys don't recognize gold when you see it.

Do it in a very matter-of-fact way, and act completely innocent if she says something. Chances are she never will say anything, but you've gotten her thinking about you in a whole new way

Well done, Galactus. +1.

Edit: Dang, how come this board is so stingy in allowing us to award reps more than once? I tried, Galactus. You deserve it for this gem of an idea.

 

[JustLurk]

Ahh maybe that explains it.. Girls always look at me weird when I stick my tongue out..

 

[Nkognito]

And pull out your african snake!

Too beaucoup, Too beaucoup LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8x968FQiqs

 

[Joe Stud]

LMAO actually I wont disparage you, OP. I can see where the delivery is key. You want to do it as if it's just a natural reaction to the overflowing foam. do it while you are chatting, and looking at what you're doing (not her).
Spose you should practice in the mirror to get it down... looking natural and unrehearsed

 

[Ease]

Haha this is hilarious.

I respect you for writing this, and anyone who takes it seriously.

You should lightly wear lip gloss to show her what kissable lips you have. Girls cant resist it!

 

[blueline]

haha, this is GREAT, dude. exactly my style.

 

[MrP]

Now that I think about it, when my coffee spilled a bit on the bus and I licked the side of the cup, I had two girls staring at me.

Awesome!
I'm definitely trying this one...
With ice cream!

 

[Chickfight]

I will say that watching at a girl licking a lollipop definitely turns me on haha, so maybe it works both ways.

 

[Galactus]

Gentlemen, as I don't visit this site to fight, I feel I must apologize for the harshness of my last post. I only come here to learn, and to share what I've learned, in the hopes that someone will find value in it. Can't promise I won't be a hothead in the future though. I kind of like that about myself.

Anyway, if this doesn't work for you, by all means, don't do it. But my point is that it is natural. It doesn't come off as sleazy. I'm not talking about walking into Ben and Jerry's, grabbing your crotch and eyeballing the cashier while your tongue makes sweet love to a scoop of Chunky Monkey. But if you just happened to be eating an ice cream cone, you'd use your tongue, right?

Imagine her eating a corn dog. Is it unnatural or creepy? No, and I bet it gets your mind working.

Iceberg, I fail to see what's not normal about this. I also do the stuff you mentioned, but I don't shy away from anything that works. But there are all different kinds of DJs. I think the Mystery Method is ridiculous, but it works for some. And I wouldn't even have posted this if it was difficult.

What annoyed me about the first couple responses was how unenlightened they seemed. There are actually not too many tips on here that wouldn't work if you know exactly how to execute them. And that comes with experience. I've read repeatedly for example, that you shouldn't tell a woman she's pretty. Well, that depends on a lot of things. Her attitude, how pretty she really is, how you say it, your body language, etc. Sometimes it's the magic words that opens the gates to the velvet palace.

And guys, damn, you need to quit worrying about what she thinks of you. If you're a real DJ, that's all under your control. This is one of those ways to mold her thoughts about you. It doesn't matter what she thinks because you're going to teach her what to think about you.

Thanks Atom Smasher and you other guys that liked this.

Real2, unfortunately I don't have an African snake, just this White Birch tree. It's a giant piece of wood often found among tulips, with hooters nesting on it.

 

[Huffman]

Actually today I was eating some ice cream with my friends (guys and girls), and the ice cream was trying to escape so I was licking around... and I tried really hard to hide it. I thought, why am I trying to hide slurping my goddamn icecream!?

Well yeah. Where were we?