Lesbians give birth to quadruplets on the same day

[Deep Dish]

Today, I came across a news story too bizarre to pass up.

A lesbian couple both give birth to two sets of twins on the same day, and the twins are technically quadruplets. The couple spent tens of thousands of dollars (pounds?) over three years, trying to fight the little known fact that women cannot impregnate other women. Top it off, the women are 38 and 42 years old, fighting the little known fact they are well beyond their prime child bearing years.

Nothing of this speaks of wisdom. Lesbian couples should not have children, for regardless how talented they may be at parenting they will be trumped by talented heterosexual couples. By the time the children are 18, the parents will be at retirement age, stripping the children of properly spaced phases of life (they will go straight from being raised by their parents to babying their parents).

"We just wanted one baby," said Martha, 38, a nurse, who already has a ten-year-old daughter with ex-husband David... "My relationship with David had ended because we'd grown apart while he was away with the military. Then I dated a couple of men, and never had any idea of falling for another woman, until I met Karen."

This serves as an illustrating example of why most "lesbians" aren't actually lesbians, but rather just pathetic women who hate men. This explains why the vast majority are butch, ugly, drug addicted, and rife with vile.

 

[Squiggly Sponge]

Satire?

Nothing of this speaks of wisdom. Lesbian couples should not have children, for regardless how talented they may be at parenting they will be trumped by talented heterosexual couples.

Yeah, shame that there are not too many of those. At least a homosexual couple would be more prepared (financially) given that for them that having a child requires more effort than in the stupid situations where you end up with single parents, teenage parents (Jamie Spears I'm looking at you).

Way too many parents (and people) are just irresponsible, four kids between two forty year olds isn't the way to go. They're even saying it's hard, and it'll only get harder. Let's see which one of these kids go to college... I can guess what some of the extremists here would say :crackup:

 

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This serves as an illustrating example of why most "lesbians" aren't actually lesbians

hallelujah, I been parroting this for years to whoever would listen.

but rather just pathetic women who hate men. This explains why the vast majority are butch, ugly, drug addicted, and rife with vile.

Testify, these villainous kunts do seem to be quite soulless. I can't even imagine just how lonely and messed up these poor rug munchers must be, and you can only lick away so much pain. Lets not forget these women are still HENIDS, imagine the misery of being a totally reactive creature, floating through life, "demanding to be molded and shaped" (as Pook put it) and it never happening, totally missing the point.


Stick me in a room full of pillow biters over lezzos ANY day, at least the fags are not so filled up with hatred... Actually scratch that, in a room, over time you could probably fvck them all seeing as lezzbosity is really just a sad illusion.

As for the article? The word "Abomination" comes to mind.

 

[TheHumanist]

Umm... while I'm not going to get invole in this lesbian thing. My parents are both 37 (and 39 for my little brother) when they had me. I had to come by cessarian, but I don't think I should call them doing a bad move by having me so late...

 

[Desdinova]

Feeding time: (From left to right) Sienna and Sophia, with siblings Andrew and Alex, enjoying a mushy treat

Poor Andrew and Alex. Being raised by two moms is going to fvck up their masculinity.

 

[The Bat]

Another reason why I will never donate my sperm to sperm bank. Why live the rest of your life thinking, "You know...somewhere out there is my child who is being raised by at least one stranger parent..."

BTW, I love this comment:

"I'm afraid I can't go along with all the ooh-ing and aah-ing. Being gay is not a choice, we are told. Assuming that is the case, childlessness, sadly, is the logical outcome from that situation. We are circumventing the laws of nature and unfortunately this is all part of the "we want it all and we want it now" culture. I think these ladies should have the good grace to bring up their children quietly and without publicity and stop pretending that this is somehow natural."

Sounds a little like LMS/PRL!! Haha!!

 

[DonGorgon]

So thats 8 kids with no dad..lol