"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Legal Weed VS Street Weed

Black Widow Void

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Back when I was a teenager, I used to be quite the stoner. I decided to quit around the time that we never knew the origins (Colombian Gold, Panama Red was suddenly replaced with Crippy, Skunk etc..)

Fast forward, after almost three decades (a few years ago) I decided to try it again. Over the past few years, I've smoked about three times per year.

Dispensaries are not legal in my state, but a friend is returning from a state where it is. She's asked me what I'd like and I told her something that is sativa.

My question: Is legal weed better, worse or is there really much of a difference?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It just depends on where you are. It sucks in illinois. I have heard the stuff in vegas is awful too. There are certain chemicals than can be used in growing to make the buds look great, but when smoked they are low potency and taste bad, also contain heavy metals and who knows what else. Weed is like food in that if you want the best either grow it yourself or at least know the farmer.
 

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Back when I was a teenager, I used to be quite the stoner. I decided to quit around the time that we never knew the origins (Colombian Gold, Panama Red was suddenly replaced with Crippy, Skunk etc..)

Fast forward, after almost three decades (a few years ago) I decided to try it again. Over the past few years, I've smoked about three times per year.

Dispensaries are not legal in my state, but a friend is returning from a state where it is. She's asked me what I'd like and I told her something that is sativa.

My question: Is legal weed better, worse or is there really much of a difference?
It's much more potent because it's regulated and cleaner. I tried Sativa 1:19 THC, and it was pretty powerful sh!t.
 

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It's much more potent because it's regulated and cleaner. I tried Sativa 1:19 THC, and it was pretty powerful sh!t.
The 19 to 1 is probably the thc to cbd ratio. Sativas also have thcv, that could be the 1 also.

Truthfully, every kind of weed on the market is actually a hybrid of indica and sativa. The only pure one of either would be a land race. Indicas come from the hindu kush mountain range and sativas are native to jungle climates, mostly southeast asia. You will hardly ever see a real sativa for sale because the plants can take twice as long to finish, so they are less profitable to grow. It's supposed to be a racy, speedy buzz.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The 19 to 1 is probably the thc to cbd ratio. Sativas also have thcv, that could be the 1 also.

Truthfully, every kind of weed on the market is actually a hybrid of indica and sativa. The only pure one of either would be a land race. Indicas come from the hindu kush mountain range and sativas are native to jungle climates, mostly southeast asia. You will hardly ever see a real sativa for sale because the plants can take twice as long to finish, so they are less profitable to grow. It's supposed to be a racy, speedy buzz.
Perhaps, I do not know how the concentration of legal weed is factored. There is CBD in the legal weed to help with the high I believe.
 

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I would prefer legal everytime.

Here in germany we have a real problem with weed that is stretched with synthetic crap. You smell it immediatelly when you're a little bit experienced and the high is not pleasant at all.
 
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