"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Leg Injury

HandyAndy

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We had our 1st football game yesterday and I was out on kick return, i had my target....number 32. HE was really small and skinny, he out ran me. i turned around when my quarterback (returning the ball) gets tackled by 2 ppl and all 3 of them land on my whole left leg. I got up and limped off to the sideline. I think i might have pulled my quad, I fell backwards while my leg was still under the ppl and my knee had bent inwards, i cant fully straighten my leg when im standing or sitting, and its hard to find a comfortable position to sleep in. Did i pull it or what? Should I ice it?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Go to your doctor or a physiotherapist. If you hyperextended your knee you could have damaged a ligament. Especially if you can't fully extend your leg, you may lose that capacity permanently if you don't do something about it.

Asking advice for injuries here is not a good idea mate.
 

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go see a doctor man. i sprained my knee 3 times before going to the doctor...u might injure the leg again if u dont know exactly whats wrong
 

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alright ima see a doctor about this.

EDIT: I was just about to apply IcyHot for the 2nd time today and i noticed 1/2 inch bumps all over my thigh, theyre not too soft and not really hard, what is this? Is it from the ice i was applying or the cream?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HandyAndy said:
alright ima see a doctor about this.

EDIT: I was just about to apply IcyHot for the 2nd time today and i noticed 1/2 inch bumps all over my thigh, theyre not too soft and not really hard, what is this? Is it from the ice i was applying or the cream?
Dude no one here can properly diagnosis it from their PC.

My advise is just to ice the heck out of it,eat healthy and if it doesn't go away by Tuesday go see a Doctor.
 
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