"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Learn to cook

Leporello

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my problem right now is that I don't have an oven, which cuts out baking, which cuts out desserts... ah well, even if the dessetr is bought in, the ability to recognize good dessert counts for something....

Also, try not to overthink this. A fancy dinner might impress her, but don't go over the top or it'll come off as stuffy.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bigjohnson

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Leporello said:
.... A fancy dinner might impress her, but don't go over the top or it'll come off as stuffy.
Ya, and be sure to rub her feet after. Also if you can go to her apt and do her laundry that's a big plus as well.
 

FairShake

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It's a cheap date. Plus, if you're under 30 or so, you're unique because, let's be honest, most young guys can't cook for **** and order out all the time.
 

MascaraSnake

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agreed, definately.

I could always cook really well, and it does nothing but impress people (if you do it well).
 
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