sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
Anybody got the same experience here? I just f-ed a lean chick, and I had never f* a girl her size before. She looks great on the outside, but now my **** hurt because it was rubbing against her pelvic bone.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
lean chicks = **** hurt
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
kraytkiller
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...... Your actual **** or your pelvis? Cause I'm surprised that is actually possible. That sounds horrible, too, actually, if it's your actual ****.
Learn something new every day.
Learn something new every day.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
my actual ****. I thought so too. but I was like, "wtf I could feel her pelvic bone.?" and she said she already has kids. her hips isn't that wide.kraytkiller said:
Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
its better than the converse.... where she asks you "are you in yet?" LOL
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Skinny chicks are best when bent over. Curvy girls wit t!ts are much better to lay on in missionary style. If you lay on a skinny chick, she will feel like a skeleton inside a sack - literally a bag of bones.
I have fvcked skinny chicks before, but that's just not what I'm into now. Maybe it is part of getting older, but I am much more into t!ts these days.
I have fvcked skinny chicks before, but that's just not what I'm into now. Maybe it is part of getting older, but I am much more into t!ts these days.