"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lazyboy?

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Has anyone ever heard of the Artist LazyBoy?

If you listen to Radio 1 (UK) you would have heard "Underwear goes inside the pants"

I liked the song so i went on limewire to have a gander.

The radio is a cut version. I also got the rest of the Album. Lazyboy TV.

Its really good stuff. My sig is a quote in one of the songs.

I suggest people to have a look. Songs to look for.

Underwear goes inside the pants
This is the Truth
Are you Qualified?
These are the facts
The Manual (Chapter 4)


All great songs.....have a listen and se what you think. You can find "Underwear goes inside the pants" as the myspace music on my mates profile.

http://www.myspace.com/whoisjerenanyway

Or

"These are the facts" on my profile along with pics of me if you were wondering....

http://www.myspace.com/mini_tomatoes
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Taviii said:
You look like you are 15.

I know its going to be great when im 30!

I am honestly 21 thow. :up:
 

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Its well good. He makes some Excellent points in it.

The radio version misses the bit out about terrorists thow. Which has to be the best bit.

Terrorist Masterminds!


"This is the Truth" has so many good sayings in it.



Sarge On!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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