"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lay Report: Waking the neibors

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Hey guys,

Before I get into my LR I gotta say it was kinda stupid of me cause I'm in a LTR with another girl. However, that relationship is to me currently dead, the reason I haven't dumped my current gf is because she got exams soon and she won't study if I break up with her now. Now some of you might find that stupid but her brother is my best friend, so if their parents know I dumped her during the exams, I won't ever be able to show my head in their home without getting shotgun bullets fired at me. That's why the plan is to dump her when her exams are done.

Because my LTR was coming to an end I decided to start and spin some plates, well... This morning it kinda got to far. I got totally hammered, met up with an HB8 friend who I alwayse wanted to fvck and we just hang out. (2 reasons why I didn't think much of this through - I alwayse wanted to fvck her and I was hammered)
After the party we return home but she has to walk about 25 mins to get to her home and my crib is only 5 mins away so I tell her she can crash at my place. She was kinda begging to stay at my place because she didn't walk for 25 more minutes. Being hammered my mind didn't work quite properly and I didn't really see the harm in it.

Problem is I don't got a couch or anything (I'm a college student) so she had to sleep in my bed. We talk abit and she clearly wants to fvck... The way she was laying there on the bed staring at me, no mortal man could resist that... We started making out, she started putting her nails in my back and started dryhumping my c0ck. After about 5 mins she asks if I got a condom. I had just one, so we started fvcking right there.

It's 7am and I'm fvcking this HB8 as hard as I can, she's literally screaming for more and asking me to fvck her harder! Sh*t this girl is a freak, she was so loud that she woke all my neibors up.

Anyhow, at 10 am I wake up and hear one of my neibors talking and making the same sounds as the HB I screwed. After that they started laughing really loud, clearly they heard SUPER well.

As I heard that stuff I suddenly saw I had my morning boner and that I was actually dryhumping her again without even noticing it at first. She pulls me on top of her and tells me she wants to fvck again. I get her all horny and then tell her I don't have any condoms (Lol I just wanted to provoke this freak, clearly she's a sex addict)... She was suddenly slapping me and telling me I shouldn't make her that horny. (And here I was thinking only we guys get pissed if somebody makes them horny and then doesn't get fvcked/svcked)

Clearly she wants to be my fvckbuddy from now on, but my current relationship is giving me quite the feeling of guilt.

By the way, this HB8 is super hot but she has some wierd piercings. One above her lip, should she remove that crappy piercing, she's obviously a HB8.5. The piercing really isen't hot at all... She's also NO RELATIONSHIP material.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If you are planning on leaving your girl than who gives a ****..

I agree with you one piercings though, it never improves a girls appearance to me..i alwasys take away .5-1 point if they have them anywhere other than ears.
 

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lol today i was readin FML and immediately thought about your thread after reading one of the stories. It might even be your gf.

"Today, I finally finished my exams, including one that I'm sure I failed. I was excited that I was free from school and I could finally spend time with my boyfriend, who responded by dumping me immediately. FML"

source http://www.fmylife.com/love/10479425
 

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Nah it wasen't me, anyhow the story might go the same way...
However, it seems like we're already quite ignoring each other. She's waiting on me to send the first textmsg and I don't play these stupid "You send first" games.

It's things like these that make it obvious that I should dump her.

Lol it's funny though, there she is getting her hopes up to see her boyfriend and he just dumps her there on the spot :D. My girl will probebly see it coming though (hopefully that'll get her to cry less - I alwayse hate the crying part).
 

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by the way, women should consider themselfs lucky if they get dumped AFTER their exams (or some stressfull work situation). Because all the stress is over, so chances of her finding another are much higher and the dumping didn't influence her work/school, because the guy waited to dump the girl.

But like alwayse, most people can only see the sh*tty part of their life... They don't realise how lucky they are.

Stuff like that makes me think...
I'm a lucky guy :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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