Lay Report - Mr. Bond Pumps and Dumps

[Mr. Bond]

Okay, DJ's. This report contains some textbook principles of gaming women. Both targets I mention are former coworkers of mine.

GIRL 1 (HBrunette):

I contacted a girl, tried to set something up with her, and found out that she was in Florida for part of the week (which was true) and she was working nights for part of the week. Our schedules didn't line up, so in my mind I call that a strike.

The following week I basically threw a hail mary and told her that we should hang out after our plans that night. I know this is very unlikely to work, but I didn't give a **** about the outcome and I was just curious how it would turn out.

So here's how our texts went after I left the bar with my buddy that night.

Bond: Oh $hit we're headed home and it isn't late at all! Leaving our new friends...be home around 11:15!

Girl: It's sort of late haha

Bond: Ooooh strike two

Girl: Strike two!? No!

(I ignore this, she texts me again the next afternoon)

Girl: So remember that time I said I work Sunday night...well I lied. I'm totally available.

(turns out she took off work for me, lol)

Bond: I'll see you on Sunday at 7:30. Dress casual but look hot.

(she starts asking me if I want her to wear skirt, yoga pants, etc...I bang her out tomorrow)

Well, I did indeed bang her out the next day. I invited her over to my place. I got her a cheap meal at a delicious mexican place since she drove 45 minutes to get to me (only fair, in my book...gas isn't free). We got our food to go, and brought it back to my place to watch a movie. I had some beer, she had some girly smirnoff ice I had in my fridge.

Personally I think a funny movie that doesn't require close attention is the best type of movie to have on with a girl at your place. You can talk and laugh with her, and you aren't missing out on any plot if you talk over something.

I asked her if she is good at massages. She said she isn't, so I told her I would teach her. I gave a great back/neck massage, and explained what I was doing. She started getting really into it...and I stopped. > MY TURN! She actually did a pretty decent job. I started massaging her again after she finished, which easily led to neck smelling, making out, etc. I brought her up to my room and banged her out.

GIRL 2 (HBlondie):

Last night I went out to a club with a girl I knew from work. Basically I set up everything over text. I tend to like texting with girls because I have a sixth sense about when to stop responding to their texts to drive them nuts.

I brought my buddy along, and HBlondie brought her best friend along. I got into the bar, and texted her about where I was. She saw me, and motioned for me to come over to her across the room. I stood my ground, smiled, and flipped her off. :rock:

After a couple minutes she came over to me and my buddy. We bought each other shots, and started to get pretty drunk. Her friend wandered off for a minute, and HBlondie wanted me to follow. I told her I was gonna check up on my buddy.

I go back to my buddy, and I start chatting up all the girls around him. One of them was really into me, and I should have gotten her number - but I was drunk and didn't think of that. I was too busy thinking of making HBlondie a little jealous. I also chatted up some really hot volleyball players. One was at least decently into me, but they disappeared after awhile. They were being hit on by everyone, and I wasn't interested in chasing them. I told the girl who was really into me to have an awesome night, and found HBlondie again.

I found out later that HBlondie saw me chatting up all those girls. When I came back to her, we started dancing and making out in the club. I made sure to keep chatting up her best friend so I wouldn't get c0ckblocked.

So more of HBlondie's work friends show up...and guess who is one of them? HBrunette. I laugh a bit to myself, thinking that this should get interesting. Instead of confronting me or blaming me, apparently HBrunette just hates HBlondie now. Girls will stab each other in the back for a quality man.

Anyway, I like HBlondie better, so I continue making out with her in front of HBrunette. This drives HBrunette nuts. However, by now it's late and the club closes. HBlondie is incredibly drunk, so she hangs all over me as I help her back to her friend's car.

I'm bringing a bunch of people out to a bar next week, so I will have HBlondie meet me at my place beforehand, we will go to the bar together, and I will bang her out when we get home.

 

[Zarky]

Nice work, and I'm going to use your suggestion about lighthearted, fairly plotless comedies from now on if/when I watch a movie with a newish girl. Are you talking romantic comedies, goofy caper comedies, or what kind of comedies exactly?

 

[Mr. Bond]

Whatever you enjoy. I stay away from romantic comedies (chick flicks) because I hate them and they send the wrong message, but just anything you find funny!

I've also had success other genres - all that matters is that you two can talk over it, but it's still entertaining. For example: Action movies, so-bad-it's-good horror movies, etc.

I also like to make a drinking game out of whatever we're watching. I'll create two rules, and I let her create two rules. They're always so proud when their rule is good.

For example, they will say "Any time someone is on screen in a blue shirt - drink."

It's easy to get carried away though...don't get any whiskey d!ck.

 

[ARrocket]

I stood my ground, smiled, and flipped her off. :rock:

Priceless. Keep up the good work

 

[Mr. Bond]

Banged HBlondie last night and this morning. I don't have much to add other than two things.

1. I got a textbook sh!t test from her earlier in the week. I invited her out, told her to come to my place first, and that I had arranged a DD for us. I like to have women come to my house before a date because obviously we have to return there when the night is over.

Her response is: So basically you're inviting me to spend the night at your place. Is that right?

There's no way to seriously answer that question correctly. Either I say no and I'm an indirect pvssy (leads to the friend zone), or I say yes and I'm desperate (even worse).

So what do I do? I give her a ridiculous answer. "Yes, I need you to keep all my wives company - I will be too tired to entertain them."

She ate that **** up, and we had some ridiculous conversation after that. Sh!t test passed.

2. If you know she's into you, don't wait for the perfect moment to start making out with her/banging her/etc. It's really not necessary. I sat her on my bed, and she started to get a little awkward with her conversation (she knows what's about to happen), and there really wasn't a "perfect opportunity" to start getting it on with her.

I just grabbed her and started making out with her. She loved it, and eagerly kissed me back. That quickly led to fvcking. Always initiate.


Now it's time for me to up my game. I need to work on my cold approaches. I have not had any success with them. I get positive reactions, but I've gone for very few numbers and haven't closed any of them.

All of my lays have come from places I see women regularly - work, classes, activities, etc. I am confident that, given enough time, I can get almost any girl I want in that situation. Cold approaches are different. Perhaps I need to learn to move more quickly.

I'm also messing with online stuff, but it doesn't seem to be my style. I'm still interested in improving with it. It's another skill to learn.

 

[Zarky]

So what do I do? I give her a ridiculous answer. "Yes, I need you to keep all my wives company - I will be too tired to entertain them."

Excellent example of Agree & Amplify.

 

[Mr. Bond]

Thanks Zarky.

I'm keeping HBlondie as a booty call. She's made it clear that: 1. She's okay with being a plate and 2. that she's totally fine with being dutch ovened all night. Sweet.