"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lay Report Movie Date

Marvin Gaye

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Hey guys,

I've been trying to hang out with this girl for a while and she buckled last Friday. I don't have a phone so it's been difficult, but Facebook helps a lot.

This is also my first date after having my truck.

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So it's raining, 8:00 and still light out! She jumps in my passenger looking cute as fuark. Gotta love it when a girl knows how to dress. My truck feels like a cozy cabin, the car could break down in the rain and it'd be awesome...lol

I drove to the theatre knowing that movie dates aren't all that great. For real though, there's been sexual tension between me and her for a while, I feel really comfortable anyway. She's one of those outgoing quirky personalities, I'm no match for those kinds of girls. Love them to death. I think it's because I'm more shy and calm. Alicia's on the dance team so ----> great body and nice personality = happiness

We're in line, she's pretending to check out other guys, I'm checking out other girls, just doing immature chit I guess haha. She squeezes my hand as soon as we're in the movies and I'm thinking game over..lol! Tbh I'm not a huge fan of the Paranormal Activity series but we makeout during every scary scene. I'm telling you guys that first kiss felt so natural, I feel like I've known this girl forever! I've never had a girl nip on my lips this softly while doing so much damage. My pants were throbbing seriously.

I'm like man this is weird... she is younger but I get the impression she's more experienced than I am. She seems in control while I'm falling apart in ecstasy. I remembered my first 8th grade girlfriend, man I start playing with those jeans like it's going out of style. Now it's a full out power struggle, let me tell you guys there's nothing hotter than a girl suppressing her moans in a full movie theatre. Maybe there's hotter things but I can't think of anything else atm hahah

I'm stuck in my head, because I'm also thinking, what's going to happen back in the truck? Is tonight the night or am I getting LMR bs? She's not holding back at all, but I like this girl more than I thought I would and I'd be satisfied with a kiss at the door. Strong ONEITIS, I hope not, this feels different.

Paranormal Activity 3 actually has a storyline unlike the other two films, but that doesn't save it from being terrible. The film ruined an hour into it, and I'm enjoying my tongue sucked as the lights slowly fade in. LOL, I'm just like is this real life? Can't even believe the film stopped working, we leave with our free coupons anyway. There's another showing in a bit but I'm just like fck that. She is really turned on by my alpha decision-making. Thank you Sosuave.

It is POURING outside. My favorite weather but I parked a little far. We do the romantic run-to-the-parking-lot, felt kind of gay doing that but whatever. I decide hot cocao from Starbucks sounds nice.

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Long story short, we get lost! I'm not feeling macho anymore, more like a sh*tty driver.

"So, what do we do now?"

HHHNNNNNNNNNGGG Can a girl really be that sexy. I'm freaking out thinking I'm not worthy.

Remember the girl from Thriller? That's exactly what she sounded like. Devil smirk. Doggy dinner bowl. All that sh*t in a single second.... for a few seconds I remember that I'm just a phag who browses internet dating forums, and realize she's a very attractive girl. She had taken off her jacket earlier and looked postcard-perfect sitting in my passenger seat with the heater on.

Just let me play music while I think of a place to eat. (also this b*tch has the nerve to call my heater a piece of crap)

I play I Want You by Marvin Gaye

She gets this incredulous look and I immediately tell her hey, I'm not giving it up on the first date so don't think I'm easy; I'm not a piece of meat ok, I just love my music. Ok good, she's laughing and I'm not a phaggot. Hopefully.

"it's not that, my dad used to play Marvin Gaye all the time when I was little." Wow....a girl who listen to 70's? I'm done for.

We've been parked for ten minutes now, and staring at each other for probably half the time. She insults my heater again and I move over to share the passenger seat. My heart is really beating now. I recline the seat way back and we're both laying on it while rain pounds the windows; I'm not looking at her at all, just busy on her iPhone, getting directions.

I remember reading an article here stating that you could get face to face with your girl without it being awkward, as long as you didn't make eye contact. Didn't seem to matter, this girl's rubbing me and sucking off my neck. No joke guys, I go comatose and don't know what to do. I keep playing with the iPhone, stalling basically! I can't help acting like that sometimes it's like I just freeze up. She grabs her phone and tosses it. (too hot...)

She kind of rolls on top of me and we're making out. Asks, "do you have any protection" and I kind of laugh and say check the cup holders. They open out, and she pulls out some "Trojan Ecstasys." This girl is like a wild animal now, srs....she rips the first condom and tears it in half, what a dumbass. I'm not a fan of TROJAN ECSTASY either. So damn thick, I can't feel a ****ing thing. But I'd probably *** anyway.

I'm down to my shorts now and she pulls it out, and crap I'm self conscious about size. I'm 6" but still trip about the size. She doesn't even comment and slips in right in

TBH I don't feel much, I'm just in awe at how hard she's ****ing me. 5'3 girl is pumping like no tomorrow, while some retarded **** plays in my brain. Like you know when you get a haircut, and the cutter is treating your head real rough? You laugh at how rough they are and hope you get a good haircut.

I literally BURST OUT LAUGHING when I think this, and she gets embarrassed and thinks I'm laughing at her. I kiss her and tell her she's doing great, LOL.

I was like, "Yes!" in my head, because I remembered to switch my iPod to crossfade. I loved the tracks that came on shuffle, John Legend, Curtis Mayfield, MJ. Doubt she cared about the music at all, lol. I could tell she was pumping to the rhythm though. (she's on the dance team afterall)

Actually, "Rock With You" came on and she bit her lips and picked up the pace; other than that no comment.


I'm not able to *** and I actually get soft. Just enjoying the atmosphere of the rain really. That and my awesome playlist! I turn her around and try to enter her from behind, on my knees. I'm a little to tall and am hitting my head on the roof, she's moaning pretty nicely though. Whatever, this continues for a while and I get tired from the stupid angle. Panting I pretend like I *** and take her home.




You can PM me with you really want pics


Nice Friday night. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOVE THIS! Awesome report brother. Adding the pictures to the report made it even better (btw pm me d pics :D

There's nothing better in the world than being with a girl that you want who also just happens to have an awesome personality. It's the most awesome feeling in the world.

A good woman knows how to make you feel like a man.
 

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Good report, buddy! Hopefully you gained some confidence and don't make her make the move next time. Good job, just gotta get a little more confidence.
 

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GOOD JOB! And entertaining post.

Seems like she was pissed off at someone (go fall off a bridge) and looking to unwind, and she chose to do that with you. You handled it well, other than the sex sounding more funny than good.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Congrats man, good work! Nice to see some success. Just be sure you never do so much "stalling" again, not every chick is gonna bail you out like she did :p
 

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returningchamp said:
GOOD JOB! And entertaining post.

Seems like she was pissed off at someone (go fall off a bridge) and looking to unwind, and she chose to do that with you. You handled it well, other than the sex sounding more funny than good.
No I had been a **** to her pretty much preceding our hangout. We were instant messaging and got into a fight (semi-srs I guess)

So she sent me that bullsh!t, "Go fall off a bridge," and I was fed up, I asked her plain and clear to hang out
 

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ARrocket said:
Congrats man, good work! Nice to see some success. Just be sure you never do so much "stalling" again, not every chick is gonna bail you out like she did :p
My paranoia gets pretty bad sometimes, I used to get social anxiety like, really bad. I had read some stuff on here though about bring prepared = natural increased confidence. So having protection in the car already, and other stuff kept me pretty smooth. For whatever reason I feel like I can get away with saying random BS--not even talking at all in some cases--and the girls will be fine with a mysterious, quiet type lmao.....
 

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Marvin Gaye said:
No I had been a **** to her pretty much preceding our hangout. We were instant messaging and got into a fight (semi-srs I guess)

So she sent me that bullsh!t, "Go fall off a bridge," and I was fed up, I asked her plain and clear to hang out
You at some point acted like a jerk by your admission. I think that may have been a key. I wonder if had you been nice and courteous all throughout, if she would have gone along.
 

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Damn, that girl is hot. When I see girls like that on the street, I usually want to shoot myself in the head lol.

Good job.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Happy for you, but you gotta get a little more confident so she doesn't have to make the first move.

Is she latina or asian? can't tell but I am guessing a latina chick?
 

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Are you still on this lay? Move on. All this analyzing stuff is crazy. In my mind either a girl likes you or not. You need to be on this site to better yourself.... not to be better with woman. When you are a better version of yourself more woman willl come naturally.

The thing I don't understand is how someone gets excited from f*cking a new girl. I want to hear more FR of how they got girls to pay their rent or pay the car note. I want to hear how a girl has benefited you.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Marvin Gaye

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DonGorgon said:
dude.. i think you are gay..

No hate brah, maybe next time you could give me pointers or advice. You're a 33 year old who puts a lot of time towards dating websties, obviously you could extend your advice my way lol
 

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PrettyBoyAJ said:
Are you still on this lay? Move on. All this analyzing stuff is crazy. In my mind either a girl likes you or not. You need to be on this site to better yourself.... not to be better with woman. When you are a better version of yourself more woman willl come naturally.

The thing I don't understand is how someone gets excited from f*cking a new girl. I want to hear more FR of how they got girls to pay their rent or pay the car note. I want to hear how a girl has benefited you.
Lol what's your problem
 

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great post! not only did u get the job done, you had a good time and it was a pretty funny enjoyable experience. Sometimes in the car, awkward positions make it hard to finish but the experience is still good.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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