GodsGiftToFatBirds
Senior Don Juan
I got laid tonight for the first time in 6 weeks (since I broke up with my gf), so here is the lay report. Dunno how useful it is cos she was pretty easy and didn't require too many DJ techniques but should be a decent read anyway.
Met this girl last week in the club where I work, shes fit, blonde hair, big tits but a bit of a slapper (she shagged a mate of mine a while ago, i actually got talking to her through him!).
Anyway, I pulled her briefly on Friday night when I was working and gave her my number. I often give out my number rather than take the girls' if i get a girl flirting with me at work. Reason being that there's so many attention wh0res there that just flirt with you cos you're working, so I give out my number instead as a way of testing if they're genuinely interested or not.
Anyway, she texted me that night saying bsaically I'm quite pissed but I think you're really fit and I've liked you for ages.
So after a couple of calls and a few texts, we arranged to meet tonight for a drink near where she lives. She lives in a town about 20 miles from me, I'd never been there before so I was just like 'I'll get to the town centre by 8, then I'll phone you from there, tell you wher I am and you can come find us'.
So I got there by 8, called her, no answer! Tried again about 10 mins later, same thing. So I went for a walk round the town instead, it was literally half an hour before she called me back! It was about 9 by the time I actually met her, I was pretty pissed off about being messed about, turned out she'd fallen asleep -WTF!
So I was pretty pissed off but decided there was no point letting it show as I sensed easy sex, it would've been cutting off my nose to spite my face.
We went and got a drink in her local, she paid (I think through guilt) and to start with she was really hard to talk to, not saying much. Managed to get her talking after few minutes though, she showed me the porn she'd got on her phone, she was a real classy chick. Nontheless, it still came as a bit of a shock when she was telling me about her family - she was 19, with 21 year old twin brother and sister, her mum was 34. Do the maths!
After 1 drink, i was like 'you want another one?', she was like 'no i'm alright thanks, shall we go?' So we left, she was like 'wheres your car parked?', so we went to my car. When we got in the car, I was like 'ok then, where we going?', she was like 'I dunno', I was like 'well you'll have to tell me cos I don't know this area at all' so she was like 'ok i'll direct you'. She started directing me through some woods up a steep hill, then along this dirty track, I kinda got the hint of the kind of place we were going when she goes 'there's a good shagging place down here, you get a good view, you can look down on all the lights of Liverpool and Manchester'!
So we come to this sort of car park, it was empty, she was like 'oh its usually quite busy in here, everyone comes here to shag' and 'you gotta be careful cos the police come down here sometimes'. I thought to myself 'fvcking hell, i'm going dogging!' So we start kissing and stuff, then got in the back seat. You can imagine the rest.
Met this girl last week in the club where I work, shes fit, blonde hair, big tits but a bit of a slapper (she shagged a mate of mine a while ago, i actually got talking to her through him!).
Anyway, I pulled her briefly on Friday night when I was working and gave her my number. I often give out my number rather than take the girls' if i get a girl flirting with me at work. Reason being that there's so many attention wh0res there that just flirt with you cos you're working, so I give out my number instead as a way of testing if they're genuinely interested or not.
Anyway, she texted me that night saying bsaically I'm quite pissed but I think you're really fit and I've liked you for ages.
So after a couple of calls and a few texts, we arranged to meet tonight for a drink near where she lives. She lives in a town about 20 miles from me, I'd never been there before so I was just like 'I'll get to the town centre by 8, then I'll phone you from there, tell you wher I am and you can come find us'.
So I got there by 8, called her, no answer! Tried again about 10 mins later, same thing. So I went for a walk round the town instead, it was literally half an hour before she called me back! It was about 9 by the time I actually met her, I was pretty pissed off about being messed about, turned out she'd fallen asleep -WTF!
So I was pretty pissed off but decided there was no point letting it show as I sensed easy sex, it would've been cutting off my nose to spite my face.
We went and got a drink in her local, she paid (I think through guilt) and to start with she was really hard to talk to, not saying much. Managed to get her talking after few minutes though, she showed me the porn she'd got on her phone, she was a real classy chick. Nontheless, it still came as a bit of a shock when she was telling me about her family - she was 19, with 21 year old twin brother and sister, her mum was 34. Do the maths!
After 1 drink, i was like 'you want another one?', she was like 'no i'm alright thanks, shall we go?' So we left, she was like 'wheres your car parked?', so we went to my car. When we got in the car, I was like 'ok then, where we going?', she was like 'I dunno', I was like 'well you'll have to tell me cos I don't know this area at all' so she was like 'ok i'll direct you'. She started directing me through some woods up a steep hill, then along this dirty track, I kinda got the hint of the kind of place we were going when she goes 'there's a good shagging place down here, you get a good view, you can look down on all the lights of Liverpool and Manchester'!
So we come to this sort of car park, it was empty, she was like 'oh its usually quite busy in here, everyone comes here to shag' and 'you gotta be careful cos the police come down here sometimes'. I thought to myself 'fvcking hell, i'm going dogging!' So we start kissing and stuff, then got in the back seat. You can imagine the rest.