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BeDJ
Guest
Two chicks posing for a picture - Check
BDJ getting in between them - Check
There are some approaches that present themselves, for everything else, you must make it happen.
After the picture, I simply asked both chicks, 'Do you find me attractive?' Giggle giggle, yes. Giggity giggity.
Made conversation and the fat one said she needed to sit down. Surprise surprise. Single Mom (8) claims it's her birthday. BDJ says BIRTHDAY SHOT! Comes back from the bar with one tequilla shot...for the fat chick. He makes conversation with her, like he is a chubby chaser.
Cue in tall black dude.
BDJ's arch nemesis
Talks to SM 8
Dances with her
Grabs her ass
Gets her number
One happy beta
Single mom game time.
She asks for my name and I tell her, I'll give it to you, BUT you have to give me a kiss on the cheek. Giggles, *kiss. WTF, that sh!t worked? Need to isolate, SoSuave homies aren't there. Must....talk....to....fatty.
I simply asked, hey I have some vodka, why don't we take it to my penthouse. (Just a suite, but fvck it, too late for them by the time they find out.) So the fatty drives, drunk as fvck. They both put on glasses in the car. Fatty is now ugly and single mom is one point lower. They both go to my room and I make sure to feed fatty shots. She passes out on my bed. Ughhh. I began to make conversation with SM7, stories of traveling, love and the wonders of bullsh!t. Went in for the kiss and easy escalation ensued. I kicked them out 4 hours later, telling them my mom was stopping by.
Picture of the guy that got her number:
http://imgur.com/lhBiE
BDJ getting in between them - Check
There are some approaches that present themselves, for everything else, you must make it happen.
After the picture, I simply asked both chicks, 'Do you find me attractive?' Giggle giggle, yes. Giggity giggity.
Made conversation and the fat one said she needed to sit down. Surprise surprise. Single Mom (8) claims it's her birthday. BDJ says BIRTHDAY SHOT! Comes back from the bar with one tequilla shot...for the fat chick. He makes conversation with her, like he is a chubby chaser.
Cue in tall black dude.
BDJ's arch nemesis
Talks to SM 8
Dances with her
Grabs her ass
Gets her number
One happy beta
Single mom game time.
She asks for my name and I tell her, I'll give it to you, BUT you have to give me a kiss on the cheek. Giggles, *kiss. WTF, that sh!t worked? Need to isolate, SoSuave homies aren't there. Must....talk....to....fatty.
I simply asked, hey I have some vodka, why don't we take it to my penthouse. (Just a suite, but fvck it, too late for them by the time they find out.) So the fatty drives, drunk as fvck. They both put on glasses in the car. Fatty is now ugly and single mom is one point lower. They both go to my room and I make sure to feed fatty shots. She passes out on my bed. Ughhh. I began to make conversation with SM7, stories of traveling, love and the wonders of bullsh!t. Went in for the kiss and easy escalation ensued. I kicked them out 4 hours later, telling them my mom was stopping by.
Picture of the guy that got her number:
http://imgur.com/lhBiE
