"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lay/Field Report - 3 Girls, 3 Weeks + Numbers Game

Crissco

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***This is all in the past 3 and 1/2 weeks***


(Sex)Girl 1: Met this 20 year old girl online about 2 weeks ago. Skinny little thing with perky tits, about 5'3, Italian. Got her over with my normal routine, saying we are going on an adventure, just meet me by me and ill take care of the rest. Got her over, was going to my boxing routine in my backyard, she didnt want to, she suggested to watch a movie instead. I knew i was in already. Got her upstairs, both layed down put on a movie, made out for a bit, gave her a massage, got her top off, ended up getting her naked. She wasnt sure about sex, because she "liked me" and didnt want to give it up. I told her I dont judge and when sex happens it happens, weather it be 1 day or 1 week cuz you cant plan that stuff. In the end ended up giving it up..Long story short with that one, wanted to say more in person but was scared to, the she told me through text she loved me already. Shes just a game player, and i ended up texting her yesterday, she goes who is this..Cracks me up someones.

Girl 2: Online again lol 23/yo, 5'0....Did the same boxing/adventure routine, went boxing in my backyard, taught her a little way, was able to get alot of kino/hugging in during the routine. After we got "tired" we went to my room to hang out, i suggested a movie, we put one on.. asked her if she had any tattoos and piercings, she showed me them, told her she had one somewhere else lol..so i was messing around and feeling it through her pants, no resistance, made out with her, got her shirt off, pants off, fingered her for a bit, slipped on a condom then banged her for a while. **** ring and tats where pretty sick. Cool chick overall, we still talk.

(Sex) Girl 3: Another online girl, this one was 39. Amazing shape, 5'4, nice tits and ass, spanish chick...Before she came over, send me naked pics, told me she wanted to fool around, and sleep over my house(cuz we were going to grab some beers and have it by me) I said no problem. Had her over 2 nights ago, we ****ed all night, fingered her like crazy too. In the end made her *** 6 times total. This one a BIG squirter lol I had like a ring on my bed where she came, in multiple spots. She ended up sleeping over, got head first thing in the morning, banged her again before work, made her *** one more time. I had to go to work so i sent her on her way. We agreed to keep it as a FWB situation..Well see how that works out.


-Met up with an online chick, went for drinks, made out with her outside of Madison Square Garden for a little(Make out Game)


Getting Numbers in person:
**All in 1 night**
-Got a number from a 32 year old on the train to Manhattan
-Got another number from a chick out side of the train station in Manhattan
-One more on the train ride home to my house

*Diff night*
-Number of a shot girl/promoter
-A random in the same place which i completely forgot her name and what she looks like(called her up thinking it was the first chick lol)

*Diff night*
-Also made out with a chick my friend brought along to all hang out with, got her number, planned a meet up for this week.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Crissco

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samspade said:
Great work. What neighborhood are you in? I'm between apartments and looking for the right combination of cost/logistics, which can be tough in NYC.

I was in midtown most of the time where I got the numbers or on the LIRR
 
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