"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Law of the Garbage Truck

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I recieved this analogy in an e-mail today. I thought it was good.

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"The Law of the Garbage Truck."

"Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be happy you did." I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to do it anymore."

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Never let the garbage truck run over you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I am probably an idiot for never having noticed this before, but I found it amusing the last of sponsored link above my post contains all Garbage services, no doubt per the subject of your post.

And yes, it's human nature that you very much adopt the attitude of people who hang around in some form or another, little at a time, sometimes without evening noticing it. The good news is that it works in positive sense, just as it does negative.
 

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Good analogy (its the second one I've seen in the last 24 hours with the same theme). However seeing different people say the same thing in different ways only gives more creedance to the truth.

Law 10 Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky

You can die from someone else’s misery – emotional states are as infectious as disease. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.
 

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MotownMack said:
I am probably an idiot for never having noticed this before, but I found it amusing the last of sponsored link above my post contains all Garbage services, no doubt per the subject of your post.
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This is a good thing. I'm just mad that you pointed it out cuz now I'm probably going to look at them when before I automatically passed them by. aahhh the power of the big marketing machine
 

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The religious threads' ads are pretty funny, because the ad bots put completely opposite sites' ads next to each other. If the computer sees the word "Christianity" on a thread, it put up one ad that says something like:

God is dead! Click here to see proof!

and then the ad next to it will say:

Jesus lives! Click here to learn more.


And I agree to avoid letting toxic people dump on you. Some people in your life are simply stuck there, and you don't always have a choice about it. But you don't ever have to be anyone's therapist and listen to their b!tching.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hell no, don't dump your garbage on me... find some dumb @ss poop hole to do that to you wh*re @ss c*nt licker!:moon:
 
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