Laughable bet

[SamePendo]

My skills have been underestimated.
Well, this girl goes to a gym, I had talked like 1 min. in total with her, which means I allready know her. So this friend of mine at the gym starts telling me about how all the girls ive hit on have left me etc.
Well, actually I ignored them, one of them was, is, bipolar.
I explain this to him, and he continues to laugh at me...
Well, we made a 50 dollar bet. In one month I have to get this girl to be my gf. This started the 20th I think (im THAT concerned about this effortless bet), and last day to make her be my gf is the 19th (if its the 20th the day it started).

Now, I wouldnt have made this bet if I didnt actually like this girl, im a sincere LTR guy.
Im thinking of a way to tell her about the bet, any ideas?

Anyways, this will be a semi-bootcamp. I will be giving you my advances.
Until she only went on monday, she hasnt gone to the gym all the next days. If she doesnt go on monday Ill ask her mom for her phone or something.

Oh, and the $50 I win will be spent on her.

 

[SamePendo]

I was planning on posting about my advances until I had a mouthful of things to tell you guys about, but, oh well.

The bet ends the 22nd.
And I just saw her again today (oct 9). This means 12 days for me to act and to get her to be my gf. Shyiiiit. This has become a not-so-laughable bet!

Well I took a gym-break all last week. So, I didnt see her. Actually, I did go, on Monday, but she didnt go, I found her mom though.

The MOM

She's great guys. Not a nightmare at all. She is very friendly.
On monday (of last week) I said hi to her, and flat out asked her for betgirl. She said her daughter was grounded, with a very "psycho-mom¨ face. This caught me totally of guard and I just blubbered ¨Oh, really?¨ She proceeded to laugh and to tell me she had been very busy at schoolwork, but shed be back next day.
Well, I didnt go the next day, instead, I comfortably slept at bed.

Well, then monday came, but, neither of them came.
On tuesday the mom did, and I, again, asked directly for betgirl. She said she was too lazy to get up.
¨She had promised me to come today, and got her clothes ready and all, but woke up as the lazy girl she is¨. This she said, obviously, in a fun tone.
I proceeded to call her ¨mom-in-law¨ straight out. I said that Id love her being my mom-inlaw, but, her daughter is too lazy, and she isnt the best for me.
Yesterday, neither of them came. Its very rare, for the mom to not show up, the girl doesnt come about a day per week (according to people at the gym).

Thursday

I came in, and she was allready leaving. I didnt notice her at first, but then, at the counter I saw her (she was standing at my back, just where my eye could see her). Awww I love this girl, so innocent. I love innocence.
Well, I just said hi and how r u. I noted a not-good vibe from her, so just backed off, nothing extraordinary.
There really hasnt been THAT much of time lost. Since im 100% sure she has been thinking of me lots of time, hell yea, im charming as hell.

Well, turns out she had asked for me when she came in, seeing I wasnt there. A curious fact is she asked for me when her mom wasnt around. And, she wasnt in a bad mood, or semi bad mood, or whatever, she was semi-intimidated.
I MUST have some argentinan blood in me, because, god, i swear, I am as charming as pitt!

So, what will SamePendo do tomorrow?
Ask her out for a monday date at the movies. Yea, I know the drill about non-movie dates. But hell, Im as charming as hell, who needs kino when im THIS charming (joke, kino is god).
I will go with something by these lines:
¨hey!....how r u?... fine, thanks... hey, I invite you to the movies, (pass her a paper and pen) just write down your adress and Ill go fetch you... great, did you know MuscleGuy is gay? haha yeah¨ (this as in fluff talk, and then she will leave).
All this done in 2 mins. No need for bullshyt attraction. It isnt neccesarry, she allready likes me and my aloofness will make her fantasize about me all freaging day.
I will also not go on monday, well, at the time she goes. And will simply proceed to go get her at home.

Im still not sure on what to do about telling her about the date, maybe just not tell her.
But I really get a great vibe from her, and I dont want our relationship to start off with a secret. Ideas?
Im going to have to do some witchcraft to get her to be my gf in such a short time. I think the key is in the date, giving her the best date she has ever had (being my true fun self), be abscent at the gym, only to invite her to next date, to give her time to fantasize about me, thus making it all easier for me.
If I see this gf thing to risky and get the impression it will scare her off, or whatever, I will risk the 50 bucks, I really do get a good vibe from this one, me likey.

 

[Walden]

Good thread! If watching movies has taught me anything , you can't lose if you're only macking the girl on a bet

 

[SamePendo]

I just want reiterate.
I AM doing this as a bet, but I only accepted the bet because I got a really really good vibe from this girl. My intent IS to get a LTR with her, not just win the bet and let go of her as trash.

Monday
Well, she went, finally. I spend a lot of time at the counter, talking D lazy bastard me haha). Well, I was doing my squats, when I noticed the class endend, she automatically almost practically ran to the counter. Then, she went back to the aerobics aerea, passing some 4 meters from me (I was against the mirror, thats how I saw all this). And she bent to see if it was me (new shirt). The thing is, haha, she bent, but she tried to do it in a way I didnt notice,, innocent girl, lovely.
Well, so as soon as I finished my round, I went to the counter, and then, she followed and arrived.
SP hi!
Betgirl Hi!
(both)- How are you? Fine, thanks.

I continued chatting to the trainer, ignored her haha. Im so fvcking cruel.
While I spoke some few words with the trainer I was like WTF? How do I ask her out? Haha, SamePendo, you silly bastard hahaha .. and continued laughing at myself because I didnt come up with nothing hahaha . Well, she had her pic taken for the gym-id. And, when she was leaving, I put myself in position for her to say goodbye, but very still. So, naturally she said ¨Goodbye¨
¨Yeah, I was waiting for you to say bye, you unethical girl!¨
She gave out a small laugh and playfuly hit me. And left.

When she left I realized I didnt ask her out! SamePendo, you silly fvck! hahah you forgot about asking her out! hahaha! So, I guess I am now another day behind.
Its just one more week. She has to be my gf on wednesday. Wtf will I do? I dont fvcking know hahahaha . But be sure I will get my bucks, and will get this amazing woman.

I will get the job done.

 

[Walden]

Gotta get over that choking brah it'sa quick and the dead out there!

 

[SamePendo]

Originally posted by Walden
Gotta get over that choking brah it'sa quick and the dead out there!

WTF (¨wa-da-faaahhh¨ said quickly)

Well, I said I was getting the job done. And I am going to get the job done.

Haha, but I didnt today !!!!
I noticed the aerobics class finished, so I went to the counter, to chat to the trainer, and then, this 10y-older + started chatting me up. It was fun actually, she told me she liked to get spanked when having sex (wtf- wadafahhh!). I turned around each time I remembered, to see if betgirl was besides me.
I noticed the mom, she was allready at the door, and she shouted to someone inside to hurry up. I supposed she shouted to betgirl. So, I continued my fun chat with the oldie. After a while, I notice betgirl hadnt come by, and her moms car was having its doors shut!
I rudely started to ignore the oldie so that she got the clue and got away. She did so, and I talked to the trainer.
Well, turns out she came out before her mom! And she did turn around to see if I was looking at her etc etc.
Haha, too bad.
I will get the job done


ps- Ofcourse, the oldie acted as if I hadnt ignored her at all, and acted as friendly-flirtly as always. She is a psycho, definitively .

 

[SamePendo]

****

Holy ****ing ****. I mean that.


I saw her on thursday (as always, as she left, on the counter).
I said some fluff, and then asked the important thing, if she actually went to school (in a ****y way). She said she did. And that she actually, went on afternoon.

I didnt expect that, I expected her to say some chickfluff, which I would reply with simply telling her to write down her adress and Id go get her at Xtime to go out.
So, it took me by surprise. I honestly didnt expect that. I continued to ask her if she was going to come tomorrow (I was in middle of a very entertaining conversation), she said she was, so, well, no problemo right?
Wrong She didnt show up today. I dont know what to ****ing do now.
****
If by wednesday morning she isnt my gf, Ill have to pay.

Note: IF I dont win this bet, I will still be behind this chick, I get good vibes from her.


I will surprise you on Wednesday with some majestical stuff (I HOPE! ).