"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Last time making this NFL Poll

What team should win

  • Patriots

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • Broncos

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Colts

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • Steelers

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • SeaHawks

    Votes: 5 18.5%
  • Redskins

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • Panthers

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Bears

    Votes: 3 11.1%

  • Total voters
    27
  • Poll closed .

Soupar

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Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Dude no way. The Broncos WONT beat the colts AT HOME!
Doesnt look like they'll have to...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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MVP

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I've now come to the conclusion that Peyton Manning is not a big time quarterback and will never win a Superbowl. People might want to blame the kicker for missing the FG, but it was Manning who didn't do anything for 3 and a half quarters. And his play calling at the end was horrible.
 

oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by Soupar
Doesnt look like they'll have to...
True dat...go broncos!
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Bible_Belt
Was Manning defying Tony Dungy when he sent the punt team back?
Yes, and Dungy told him it was on him. If Manning had screwed that up, Tony woulda had his ass.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bible_Belt

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Only Dungy would be patient enough to put up with that kind of insubordination. I can't believe any QB has the nerve to openly defy his coach in front of millions of people. After the game, Peyton ripped on his linemen and blockers instead of shouldering the blame as a good leader should. Hard times test character, and I don't see much in Manning.
 
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