"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude now that she's single I think you should go for it, give her a call and tell her you are sorry.


















Dude I'm totally joking, you need to get a hold of yourself. Your kind of instigating her as well. Just leave her alone. If you have to contact her be polite.

You know what pisses off a girl more than you getting angry with her, you not even acknowledging her. Don't let it show that she is getting to you. Just Be cool.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by comote
Dude now that she's single I think you should go for it, give her a call and tell her you are sorry.


















Dude I'm totally joking, you need to get a hold of yourself. Your kind of instigating her as well. Just leave her alone. If you have to contact her be polite.

You know what pisses off a girl more than you getting angry with her, you not even acknowledging her. Don't let it show that she is getting to you. Just Be cool.
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I won't be contacting her, I want nothing to do with her...when she was here yesterday I just pretended that she wasn't there and it was so easy...

what do you mean by Your kind of
instigating her as well
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she has gone I woke up this monring feeling really good and that things are different now...should I mention that she took the house key?...well I did ha ha ..lol...I called the landlady to get it back for me.
 
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geeez. Im glad Im cool with my roommate. She drives me crazy sometimes but after reading all of that Im fortunate.
 
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