"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Last Night I slept with 2 Russian Chicks...

SharinganUser

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You didn't let me finish. I went back to their house and they ****ing fell asleep! I thought this was going to be a home run last night. I could see the ball heading toward the fence. And just as it got there it curved foul. ****!

First things first. I went to a couple bars with this other backpacker, and we had some drinks with some locals. That was cool. Then we went to this other club (I am a regular there) where we actually met up with the russian chicks. I told them we gotta get the hell out of here because some gay guy copped a feel (didn't see who it was) and if stayed I was going to get into a fight. (It still pisses me off.)

It was one girls birthday, so I danced with her a bit and kino'd a lot. But even though it was in the bag I made a few minor errors at key moments in the game. I told her we couldn't go back to my place cause I live in a dorm. So we went back to her place. How the hell am I supposed to know she shares a bed with her flatmate??? I got into bed with them, It was HOT. but once they fell asleep, I left, because 3 people and 8 duvettes in 23c wether is too fvcking hot. If I had stayed the night we'd have woken up in a water bed.

Then when I tried to get home, The cab I had was driven by some border line retard, who refuses to understand the directions I am giving him even though I am fvck yelling at him after about 30 minutes. He kept pulling over and saying "Ren ming da CHOW." Then I said "NO! It's ren ming da DAO! REN mother-fuvking MING da DAO, YOU STUPID ****!"

I finally made it home at 6am and but it didn't matter because there was some guy creepin' in the dormroom, then at 7am he decided it'd be cool to shoot off 50 snot rockets as loud as he could. Arround shot 37 I told him to STFU!

All in all it was one of weirdest god damn nights I've ever had.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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chinwaggler

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This is a pretty funny story. I don't get why she let you in her bed/flat if she shared a bed with her flatmate.. You should've gone for the three-some.

And the gay bit HAHAHAH that's funny, haha hope you didn't have a shriv.
 

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Are you Chinese? Mainland China or Taiwan, by any chance? Ren ming da dao sounds like something you'd only find in Mainland, though.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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randomshinichi said:
Are you Chinese? Mainland China or Taiwan, by any chance? Ren ming da dao sounds like something you'd only find in Mainland, though.

lol I am backpacking in China.
 
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