"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Last Day Of School

InsidiousNstinct

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Todays going to be my last day of school!! Can I get a ol' "H*LL YEAH"?

Any others....?

P.S When your last day comes make it memorable. DO whatever it takes.

I made a t-shirt that I'm going to wear today that says, "I GOT "ER" DONE! on the front and on the back it says, BIZZLE at the top. Then it says SENIORS RULE 04'

Disclaimer...Some of you may have no idea what "I got "er" done means. Only ones that live in the south will probably understand it.:p
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Capi Crimini

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SOOOOO..... why don't you explain what it means. Is it like I ****ed her? Just a guess. I dunno.

School sucks. Better go to college
 

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My last day was this past wednesday. It was only a half day. We mainly just went to some senior assembly. As I was leaving I looked around and realized how much I wasn't going to miss that sh!t hole.

"Get Er Done" is a saying of a popular comic from the south. Funny a$$ dude if you ask me. He's got a 30 minute special coming up on comedy central. I'm not sure of his name, but he's country as hell.
 

InsidiousNstinct

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Yes, his name is Larry The Cable Guy.

"Get Er Done" is what he says, so I put on my shirt "I got "er" done"

So when I wrote it on my shirt I was implying that I finished highschool.....:D
 
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