first line is ******** sayings
second line is what they mean in English
"Money isn't important."
But it's important enough that I'm bringing it up. I just don't want to scare you off too soon or bruise your ego.
"Looks aren't important."
Which is why I have pictures of Heath Ledger on my wall and not Stephen Hawking.
"I love you."
Now, YOU say it.
"I want a sensitive guy."
I want someone I can dominate.
"How about I call you?"
Flush my phone number.
"I have nothing to wear."
I have 4 closets full of **** I've worn once, if at all.
"Does this make me look fat?"
Do you want sex ever again?
"Oh look, flowers!"
Buy me some now.
"He's a nice guy."
I couldn't be less interested.
"I'm really busy."
No.
"Yes."
No.
"No."
You'll never hear a woman say this, so it doesn't matter anyway.
"I don't care."
I DO care, you should be able to read my mind.
"What are you thinking about?"
Tell me you love me and you're not just playing me.
"What's your phone number, in case something comes up?"
I'm going to break the date, but don't have the balls to tell you to your face I don't want to go out.
"What an *******. I hate that guy."
I want to **** him six ways from Sunday. I love drama.
"I hate drama."
I love the attention.
"Tell me if you're going to ***."
Think about where my teeth are right now.
"It's a good size."
It's small.
"Size doesn't matter."
Which is why I own a vibrator.
"There aren't any good men in this town."
I'm a ***** or am so neurotic I can't keep a guy.
second line is what they mean in English
"Money isn't important."
But it's important enough that I'm bringing it up. I just don't want to scare you off too soon or bruise your ego.
"Looks aren't important."
Which is why I have pictures of Heath Ledger on my wall and not Stephen Hawking.
"I love you."
Now, YOU say it.
"I want a sensitive guy."
I want someone I can dominate.
"How about I call you?"
Flush my phone number.
"I have nothing to wear."
I have 4 closets full of **** I've worn once, if at all.
"Does this make me look fat?"
Do you want sex ever again?
"Oh look, flowers!"
Buy me some now.
"He's a nice guy."
I couldn't be less interested.
"I'm really busy."
No.
"Yes."
No.
"No."
You'll never hear a woman say this, so it doesn't matter anyway.
"I don't care."
I DO care, you should be able to read my mind.
"What are you thinking about?"
Tell me you love me and you're not just playing me.
"What's your phone number, in case something comes up?"
I'm going to break the date, but don't have the balls to tell you to your face I don't want to go out.
"What an *******. I hate that guy."
I want to **** him six ways from Sunday. I love drama.
"I hate drama."
I love the attention.
"Tell me if you're going to ***."
Think about where my teeth are right now.
"It's a good size."
It's small.
"Size doesn't matter."
Which is why I own a vibrator.
"There aren't any good men in this town."
I'm a ***** or am so neurotic I can't keep a guy.